Dramalj Dream: Your Private Poolside Paradise Awaits!
Dramalj Dream: My Private Poolside Paradise… Or Was It? (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, so here's the deal. I just got back from Dramalj Dream. "Your Private Poolside Paradise Awaits!" they screamed. And honestly? They weren't completely lying. But let me tell you, the reality was… well, let’s just say it was a WILD ride. Buckle up, because this isn't your typical, sterile hotel review. This is real life, folks. With all its messy glory.
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Getting Started - The Arrival (And the Immediate Confusion)
First things first: Finding the place. That initial "Are we there yet?" feeling? Yeah, that was me about twenty times before we actually pulled up to the gates. (Getting Around -> Car Park [free of charge] - thankfully! Otherwise I'd have been really cranky.) The exterior was… well, it looked like the pictures. Which, in my experience, can be a gamble. This time, I think we got lucky.
Accessibility - The Wheelchair Wobble (A Mixed Bag!)
Now, I’m not in a wheelchair myself, but I'm reviewing this with a friend who is. This is crucial, because if you're looking for a hardcore accessible experience, READ THIS. (Accessibility -> Wheelchair accessible, Facilities for disabled guests). The elevator? Fantastic. Wide doors? Check. But the ramps leading to the actual pool… let's just say they were a workout for the poor soul pushing my friend. (This is where I rant a little, sorry. I mean, seriously, it's 2024. Smooth ramps should be a given!). Inside the room, the bathroom was AMAZING. Spacious, grab bars, the whole shebang. (Available in all rooms -> Additional toilet, Shower, Toiletries). BUT, the pool bar… not so much. You had to navigate some narrow walkways and a small step to get there. (Accessibility -> Exterior corridor - and the need to build better ramps.) Honestly, a few tweaks here would be PERFECT.
Rooms - The Oasis and the Not-So-Oasis
Okay, the room itself? Gorgeous. (Available in all rooms -> Air conditioning, Balcony, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens). Clean, modern, that “new hotel smell” which I kind of love, the king-sized bed was comfier than anything. The view from the balcony? Jaw-dropping. Picture postcard stuff. I could have stayed there all day, which is exactly what I almost did. BUT there was a problem. And it was the Wi-Fi… (Internet -> Wi-Fi [free]). It was advertised as free everywhere! Fine, right? Wrong. It was spotty. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. Seriously, I felt like I was back in the Stone Age. (Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services).
Dining - Feast or Famine (and Possibly a Bit of Both)
Alright, now for the food. (Dining, drinking, and snacking -> A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant). Breakfast was a buffet situation. (Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant). And honestly, the breakfast was… decent. (Western breakfast). Okay, some of it was really good. Fresh pastries, decent coffee (finally), and the usual suspects: eggs, bacon, cereal. But, and I'm sorry, that Asian food? (Asian cuisine in restaurant). I tried some of it… and it was not great. Pass. (Alternative meal arrangement - This is just a good thing to have in general). I was thankful for the coffee shop because… well, I needed coffee. (Coffee shop, Coffee/tea in restaurant). The poolside bar? (Poolside bar). Excellent! The cocktails could've been stronger but the service was great. (Bar).
Spa & Relaxation - Finding the Zen (or Trying To)
The spa! Okay, buckle up. (Relaxation, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]). The promise of bliss. And, for the most part? It delivered! I booked a massage. (Massage). And oh my god. It was divine. The masseuse could tell I was tense before I even opened my mouth. After? I was practically asleep in the treatment room. It was bliss. (The sauna, the steam room, the pool with a view - chef's kiss). Seriously, just incredible. The only downside? The spa felt a little cramped. (Spa/sauna). But that didn’t stop me from relaxing.
Cleanliness & Safety - Sanitized, But Still a Bit Skeptical?
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: safety. (Cleanliness and safety -> Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment). I mean, it's the post-pandemic world, right? They said they cleaned everything meticulously. The rooms were definitely spotless. (Daily housekeeping). But honestly? I still wiped down every surface with my own sanitizing wipes when I first walked into the room and for me that alone says something. (Rooms sanitized between stays). The staff wore masks most of the time. (Staff trained in safety protocol) I certainly saw hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE. (Hand sanitizer). So, yes, they took things seriously. But I wouldn’t have complained if they'd taken it even more seriously.
Things to Do - Beyond the Pool (if you can actually get out…)
Okay, so Dramalj isn’t exactly buzzing. (Things to do). But that's not necessarily bad! It’s a great place for getting away from it all. We ventured out for a walk along the coast. (Getting around -> Taxi service). The views were stunning. (Exterior corridor). They had a little souvenir shop, which was good for picking up a few trinkets. (Services and conveniences -> Gift/souvenir shop).
For the Kids - Family-Friendly? (Hmmm…)
(For the kids -> Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal) They claimed to be family-friendly. There was a kids' pool. (Swimming pool [outdoor]). But I didn't see many kids around. And the "kids' club" was a room with a few toys. Maybe they could improve this a little.
Services & Conveniences - The Little Annoyances
Services and conveniences -> Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. Okay, here are the little things that slightly irked me. The concierge was helpful, but not super informed. (Concierge). The "convenience store" was more "expensive snacks and overpriced essentials." **(Convenience store
Unwind in Luxury: Your Private Austrian Sauna Escape (Stumm im Zillertal)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly-curated Instagram feed. This is real life, Croatian style. Apartment in Dramalj with a pool, here we freakin' go! (And yes, I'm already excited. I swear, the promise of a swimming pool is enough to make me forget I spent three hours this morning trying to find my keys.)
Dramalj Debacle: My "Relaxing" Croatian Adventure (Maybe)
Pre-Trip: The Pre-Chaos
- Booking Panic: Remember how I said I’d book the trip? I lied. Actually, I spent a blissful hour pretending to browse. Finally, I got off my arse and booked a place that looked tolerable. I'm not particularly picky, but I did need something with a pool. Otherwise, what's the point!?
- Packing Predicament: Packing is my nemesis. I'm the queen of overpacking, and this trip is no exception. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I've packed three pairs of shoes specifically for lounging by the pool. Judge me.
Day 1: Arrival and Aquatic Bliss (Attempted)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ah, the joy of a 6 AM flight. I swear, the only thing worse than waking up before the sun is doing it at an airport. The flight was a blur of stale airplane food and the existential dread of being crammed into a metal tube with a hundred other people. (And the guy next to me snored. Loudly.)
- Noon (12:00 PM): Arrival at Rijeka Airport! The air is warm, a definite improvement over the grey skies I left behind. But, of course, there was the rental car nightmare. Bureaucracy, people! Bureaucracy. The car smelled vaguely of stale cigarettes and regret. My Italian is terrible. The woman behind the desk gave me the side eye when I was trying to figure out the insurance. Eventually, I got a tiny Fiat, and after some dodgy GPS navigation (yes, I got lost immediately) I've found my apartment. It looks, well, exactly like the photos. Phew!
- Afternoon (2:00 PM-6:00 PM): Unpacked. Briefly. Pool time! Now, this is living. The water is the perfect temperature, the sun is beating down, and I'm pretty sure I saw a tiny little gecko scuttling across the wall. (He's judging my pale legs, probably.) Spent an hour just floating, listening to the cicadas, and trying not to think about how I need to unpack all my luggage properly and find a grocery store.
- Evening (6:00 PM - Onward): Dinner at a local konoba – which is apparently, a Croatian restaurant. Ordered something vaguely fish-shaped and with a side of fries, because, carbs. The food was delicious but there was a LOT of garlic, which is a problem if you plan on talking to other humans. The waiter had a serious mustache situation going on and I think he was either judging me or flirting with me. Either way, I definitely tipped him. Walked back to the apartment under a sky full of stars, feeling vaguely content and very full.
- An Impromptu Ramble: Okay, I need to be honest. The road back to the apartment was steep. Like, ridiculously steep. I was panting like a dog and I think I saw my life flash before my eyes once or twice. I'm going to be aching in the morning. Maybe I should have taken that second slice of cake…..
Day 2: Beach Bum and Culinary Adventures (Possibly Disastrous)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Attempted to be a beach bum. Found a lovely little pebble beach. Got sunburnt on my back because I was too busy admiring the waves and not paying enough attention to the sun. (Pro-tip: Apply sunscreen. Seriously.) Wading in was a challenge – those pebbles! I swear, they're designed to torture you.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM-3:00 PM): Lunch. Found a place with a beachside view. I took a risk with the "grilled squid." It tasted as if rubber bands have been charred to perfection. It was an adventure, for sure.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM-6:00 PM): Pool again! And again, I swear, the sun is making me happier. This time, with a slightly better sunscreen application.
- Evening (6:00 PM - Onward): Dinner. Determined to cook something in the apartment. Went to the market, which involved some serious hand gestures and broken Croatian. Managed to buy something that resembles potatoes and something that might be peppers. Pray for me because I have zero cooking skills. But the view from the balcony while I try not to set the kitchen on fire is spectacular. Fireworks! What a way to end the day.
Day 3: Day Trip to Crikvenica and Boat Life (and my existential crisis)
- Morning (9:00 AM-12:00 PM): Took a ferry across the bay to Crikvenica. Lovely little coastal town. (Though I feel like everywhere is "lovely" right now.) Wandered around the harbor, bought a ridiculously overpriced ice cream, and watched the boats bobbing in the water. It's all very picturesque, a little bit melancholic, actually.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM-3:00 PM): The boat! Oh. My. God. It was supposed to be a relaxing boat trip. I was picturing myself bronzed and beautiful, sipping a cocktail, effortlessly gliding across the turquoise waters. Nope. It was choppy as hell. I spent most of the time clinging onto the railing, trying not to throw up. The scenery was stunning, though – dramatic cliffs, hidden coves, the whole shebang. I felt a pang of something deep within, maybe a soul? Or maybe just fear.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM-6:00 PM): Back at the apartment. More pool. My skin is turning a healthy shade of pink (I hope that counts for healthy).
- Evening (6:00 PM-Onward): I am cooking again. The potatoes are actually okay, The peppers? They're slightly charred. I have never felt so domestic in all my life. I am going to have to find the ability to embrace this new me.
Day 4: Relaxation, Reflection, and Maybe, Just Maybe, a Nap
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM) Today will be a relaxing day. I have made myself a promise. Woke up late. The sun is high. I am not even sure what i feel like doing. I will go by the pool and read a book.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 6:00 PM) I am by the pool! I have actually managed to read almost an entire book. I am not sure where this zen energy is coming from, but I like it! I am going to take a nap, and I am going to enjoy every second of it.
- Evening (6:00 PM - Onward) Back to the local konoba, and a long walk by the beach. I am starting to love Dramalj.
Day 5: Departure and the Aftermath
- Morning (6:00 AM - - 10:00 AM) Packing, again. The opposite of unpacking. The little Fiat, again. The road, again. The airport, again. I could do this again, no, now.
- Afternoon I am on the plane. I have not thrown up. I am home. Time to unpack. I am already thinking of the next trip.
Reflection:
Croatia, Dramalj, and a swimming pool was a blast. I fell in love a little, I got somewhat tanned, I got lost a lot. I am so glad I booked that trip.
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Dramalj Dream: Seriously, Is This Real Life?! (FAQ...ish)
Okay, spill the beans. Is this place REALLY as amazing as the photos? Because, you know… filters.
Alright, alright, fine. I had the same skepticism. Scroll, scroll, scroll… "OMG, looks perfect!" But guys, I'm here to tell you, Dramalj Dream? It's… better. WAY better. Those photos? They capture the *vibe*, the *promise*, but they can't bottle the actual feeling of stepping out and almost tripping over yourself because you're *that* excited to get in the pool. Seriously, the water's that perfect temperature. And the view? Forget it. Worth the price of admission just for the view alone, honestly. I'm a tough critic, I've traveled, I've seen stuff. This place… this place is something special. Just… wow.
Pool details! What's the deal? Is it actually private? Is it freezing? And is it as Instagrammable as it looks? (Priorities, people!)
Oh, the pool. The *sacred pool*. Okay, so: Private? Absolutely. No screaming kids from the neighbors. No awkward small talk with strangers while you're trying to sunbathe. Just you, your thoughts (or your friends, if you're feeling social), and the blissful water. Freezing? No way! It's perfectly maintained, temperature-wise. Unless you're a polar bear, then maybe bring a towel, but seriously, it's lovely. And Instagrammable? Oh, honey, you'll break the internet. I legit spent an hour just taking photos of the pool. And then another hour *in* the pool, taking more photos. The way the light hits the water… the reflections… It's a photographer's dream (and a social media addict's paradise!).
One thing though, there's a *slight* imperfection. The pool gets a tiny bit of wind-blown leaves sometimes (nature, right?). But honestly? It's a small price to pay for paradise. Besides, there's a net. Or just, you know, leave them. Part of the rustic charm, right?
I'm a total klutz. Is the place safe? I'm worried about slipping on wet tiles and ending up in the hospital (again).
Okay, okay, I hear ya. Safety first, absolutely. And honestly, I'm a bit of a klutz myself, so I get the anxiety. The good news is, the area around the pool has really good non-slip tiles. I'm talking, I was wearing flip-flops and was relatively stable even after a few *ahem* celebratory cocktails. The steps into the pool are also thoughtfully designed, easy to navigate. There's a slight slope leading up to it, so if you have mobility issues, consider that. But generally, it felt remarkably safe. So, you know, maybe skip the running-around-the-pool games, but you should be golden.
Anecdote time! Okay, so I might have, *accidentally*, stumbled a bit on the way to the sun lounger (it was dark and the wine was flowing). But I caught myself! No serious falls! Phew. Just another reason to appreciate good design, and maybe a little less wine next time, eh?
Okay, I'm sold on the pool. But what about the *other* things? The house? The amenities? Is it all just… shiny surface?
Listen, the pool is the star, no doubt. But the house? It's not just a pretty face. It's comfortable, well-equipped, and surprisingly spacious. The kitchen has everything you need (and even more than I know what to do with!). The living space is comfy, with a good-sized TV for movie nights (essential!). The bedrooms? Cozy and quiet. And the air conditioning? Godsend! It was hot when I went, and I *lived* in that A/C.
I was REALLY happy to be able to cook a few meals and not eat out every single time. Which saved some money, actually. Little details like fresh towels and well-stocked basic supplies (like coffee, thankfully!) really make a difference. It’s not a five-star hotel, but it definitely feels like a well-loved home. A REALLY well-loved home with a ridiculously gorgeous pool.
What about the location? Is Dramalj itself… cool? I don’t want to be stuck in the middle of nowhere!
Dramalj is… well, it's charming! And the location of Dramalj Dream is perfect. You're close enough to the action without being *in* the chaos. It's a quick walk to the beach (which is lovely for a sunset stroll), and there are some great restaurants and bars nearby. Nothing super wild, but good, solid options for eating and drinking. Plus, exploring the surrounding area is relatively easy by car. You can day-trip to the bigger, busier cities if you're feeling adventurous. So, yeah, Dramalj itself is a good base, and Dramalj Dream is nestled at the perfect spot for those who are looking for peace and quiet.
Honestly, I actually liked just *being* in Dramalj. It's not too touristy, it’s got a laid-back vibe. One day I went for a walk and watched some locals playing bocce ball. So quaint! It made me feel like I'd actually escaped real life for a bit. I just wish I spoke Croatian haha.
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because... priorities. Can I work remotely?
Okay, the Wi-Fi. This is important. Especially for all us digital nomads and people who, like me, need to occasionally pretend to work. The Wi-Fi is... good. Reliable enough for browsing, emails, and even the occasional Zoom call. I did a bit of work from there, and it was perfectly fine. No buffering nightmares. Now, if you need to stream HD videos constantly or upload massive files, it MIGHT be a bit slow. But for basic work stuff? You're golden. Plus, think of the *views* you'll have while you're "working"! I mean, "working". Wink, wink.
Confession time: I may have spent more time in the pool than actually working. Don't tell my boss. The pool was just too tempting!
Are pets welcome? Because my furry best friend is practically family.
Woah, hold on a minute. I didn't go with a pet,Trip Stay Finder
