Unbelievable Austrian Chalet in St. Georgen Murau: Your Dream Escape Awaits!
Unbelievable Austrian Chalet in St. Georgen Murau: My Dream Escape (… Mostly!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from this place, the "Unbelievable Austrian Chalet" in St. Georgen Murau, and let me tell you, "unbelievable" is… well, it's definitely a word they chose. Let's break it down. This isn’t going to be your average, sterile review. This is going to be… me. Unfiltered.
First Impressions: The Good, the Slightly Odd, and the "Wait, Is That a…?"
Right off the bat, the scenery slaps you in the face. Picture postcard material. Lush, green mountains, crisp air, and a chalet that actually looks like a chalet, none of that modern minimalist nonsense. Seriously, Instagram-worthy from the moment you arrive. We’re talking full-blown fairytale vibes. The staff – friendly, genuine, and bless their hearts, trying their best with my atrocious German. (Even if they sometimes looked a little bewildered by me.)
Accessibility? Mostly, But… (Accessibility)
Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I did check out the accessibility situation because, you know, it's important. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a huge plus. An elevator too! However, I'm not totally clear on how comprehensive the full access is, and would recommend calling ahead to get specifics. It looked good, but “looked” can be deceiving – so cross-reference for sure.
The Room: My Personal Fortress of Solitude… and Coffee! (Available in all rooms, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!)
My room? Ah, my room. Let's be honest, it was the real star of the show. Spacious, clean, soundproof (thank the heavens!). That blackout curtain? Genius! Slept like a baby (a very well-rested, caffeine-fueled baby). The Wi-Fi? Solid. Crucial for streaming some seriously cheesy rom-coms during my afternoon naps. (Don't judge me.) And the coffee maker… okay, I went full-on geek over that thing. A proper coffee maker, not some instant coffee horror show. Daily housekeeping, spot on. Felt like royalty, TBH.
(And the "air conditioning?" It was cool out there, but there were big windows with views to kill for… what you'd expect from a mountain retreat.)
Food Glorious Food! (… Mostly Delicious, Sometimes Bewildering) (Dining, drinking, and snacking, A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant)
Okay, food time. This is where things got… interesting. The breakfast buffet? A glorious spread of everything! Breads, cheeses, meats, yogurt, fresh fruit – the works. The Western breakfast was something pretty special. The pastries were to DIE for. And the coffee, again, phenomenal. Lunch and dinner in the restaurant were good, and the a la carte options were diverse. I'm all about trying new things… but the Asian cuisine? Let's just say I was a bit out of my comfort zone. (My stomach is still recovering.)
And that poolside bar? Heaven. Cocktails with a view? Yes, please. The Happy Hour – that was heaven. This place knows how to make a girl happy!
Relax & Unwind: Paradise Found (… With a Few Quirks) (Things to do, ways to relax, Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor])
I'm a spa junkie, so the spa was a huge deal for me. The pool with a view? Stunning. Absolutely stunning. The sauna? Blissful. I had a massage that was so good, I think I actually levitated for a few minutes. The sauna? Perfection. Really, I could have spent the entire time just hopping between the pool, the sauna, and the steam room.
(The gym looked… well, it looked like a gym. I'm not a gym person, so I wouldn't know. More time for the spa!)
Safety First (… and Second and Third) (Cleanliness and safety, Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment)
I am a total germaphobe, so the pandemic was still a concern. The hotel was on it. Everything felt clean, safe, and well-sanitized. Staff were masked, there was sanitizer everywhere, and I felt really at ease. Felt like they were all over the safety protocols. The room sanitization was perfect.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Services and conveniences, Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center)
The convenience store was super handy for grabbing snacks and drinks (and, you know, emergency chocolate). Contactless check-in/out was smooth. The concierge was helpful, but the language barrier was a little tricky at times. Laundry service. Perfect. You get the picture. They had everything.
For the Kids (… and the Kid in All of Us!) (For the kids, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal)
The family-friendly atmosphere was apparent! I didn't bring a kid… they seemed to be having a blast.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! (Getting around, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking)
Free parking? Yes, please! Car park [on-site]? Excellent. I didn't need any other options - but they had them.
My Quirks & Gripes:
- The Elevator: It's a little slow. Prepare to get impatient.
- The "Fitness Center": I think they forgot to stock it with treadmills.
- The Asian Cuisine: Proceed with caution, my friends. Proceed with caution.
Overall: Worth It? Absolutely! (With a Few Caveats)
Look, this place is fantastic. The scenery, the spa, the rooms, the food (mostly) – amazing. Is it perfect? No. Nothing ever is. But the imperfections are part of the charm.
Would I go back? In a heartbeat! I've already started planning my return trip. Just… maybe I’ll stick to the Western breakfast next time. And I’ll definitely pack extra chocolate.
My Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. (Minus half a star for the questionable cuisine)
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This review is definitely me. Now, go book that trip!
Escape to Luxury: Thatched Lodge in Green Twente, Netherlands (AC & Dishwasher!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-scheduled vacation itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the Austrian Alps, Chalet and all, and trust me, it's going to be less "smooth sailing" and more "controlled chaos."
Operation: Chalet & Chaos in St. Georgen am Murau - A Traveler's Tale (Or, How I Survived the Austrian Alps … Mostly)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic - Or, Where's My Luggage?!
- Morning (8:00 AM): Landed in Graz (GRZ). Lovely flight, except… where the hell is my checked bag?! Apparently, "delayed" is the new black. Fantastic. This sets the tone beautifully. Already feeling the classic travel dread.
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Took the train to Murau. Train ride was scenic, if you don't count the toddler screaming the entire time. Austrians and their tiny humans… a force to be reckoned with.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Arrived in Murau. Found a rental car. Let the Alpine driving adventure begin! Praying my GPS doesn't lead me off a cliff. Driving on the "wrong" side of the road (ie, the correct side) is already proving a challenge.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM): FINALLY arrived at the Chalet! It's charming, I'll admit. But immediately became slightly overwhelmed by the sheer number of rooms and the fact that I have to unpack and possibly go shopping for the bag of lost luggage.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a local Gasthof. Ordered what I thought was goulash. Turns out, it's more like a mountain of meat swimming in gravy. Delicious, but it's a LOT of food. Maybe I'll only eat half of it, I tell myself. Famous last words. Watched an hour of German TV whilst in a food coma.
- Night (9:00 PM): Collapse into bed. Still bag-less. Existential dread creeping in.
Day 2: Alpine Adventures & The Case of the Missing Sock
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up to the crisp alpine air. The view from the chalet?! Stunning. I can already tell this trip is going to be mostly worth it.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Hiking time! Chose a "moderate" trail. Famous last words, again. Turns out, "moderate" in the Alps means "slightly uphill." We stumbled along the way for what felt like an eternity.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Found a lovely spot by a rushing stream. Ate my pre-packed sandwiches (leftover from last night's goulash!), which tasted surprisingly good.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back to the Chalet. Searched high and low for an elusive sock, that had become separated from its pair, this had been the start of a day of small inconveniences.
- Early Evening (6:00 PM): Decided to attempt cooking dinner. Let's just say, I highly recommend learning to cook. The smoke alarm went off. Twice. Emergency pizza it is.
- Night (8:00 PM): Drank a glass of Schnapps in bed. The only truly Austrian thing I've done all day. The only thing that fixed my bad mood.
Day 3: Immersion in the Local Culture & Brewery Bliss (My personal favorite!)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Drove to Murau to see the Murau Brewery. Visited the Murau Brewery. Fantastic experience! It's an actual, working brewery steeped in history. The smell of malt was intoxicating, the tour was insightful, the guide was hilarious. I found out the Murau brewery is famous. More so than I thought.
- Lunch (12:30 PM): Went back to the restaurant, and had my favorite meal of the trip. I ended up chatting to the restaurant owner after finishing. He recommended exploring the town more.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Went for a walk around. Stunning, and picturesque. I think I'm beginning to understand the Austrian spirit.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Back to the Chalet for a relaxing evening. Attempting to read but falling asleep every 10 minutes.
- Night (8:00 PM): I can't fall asleep. This is going to be a long night.
Day 4: The Day of the Lake - or, Finding My Inner Peace (Maybe)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Decided to take a trip to the lake. The clear water was perfect.
- Afternoon (1:30 PM): Walked around the area and took a few pictures. Feeling pretty content.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Back to the Chalet. Another attempt at dinner - this time, pasta with pesto. Success! (Mostly).
- Night (9:00 PM): Realized that I forgot to pack the charger.
Day 5-7: Unexpected Turns, Departures & Aftermath
- Day 5: Took a journey back to Graz. Enjoyable, and much easier than the first time.
- Day 6: The luggage was found!
- Day 7: Departure. Sigh. The last few days seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The mountains are unbelievably majestic. Seriously, I'm not sure my photographs do them justice.
- Austrians are generally polite, but they don't do small talk. Respect.
- My German is atrocious, but I muddled through. A good translation app is a lifesaver.
- I got lost. Repeatedly. GPS is both a blessing and a curse.
- I cried a little when I left. Okay, maybe a lot.
Imperfections & Messiness:
- The chalet thermostat was a mystery. It was either freezing or scorching. There was no in-between.
- I lost my sunglasses. Found them again. Lost them again. They're probably still there.
- I sunburned my nose (again). Must remember sunscreen!
- There were moments when I questioned everything.
Overall:
This trip wasn't perfect. It was chaotic, often frustrating, and left me feeling a bit discombobulated. But it was also beautiful, hilarious, and filled with moments I'll never forget. The Alps have a way of getting under your skin. Also, yes, it was absolutely worth it. And yes, I'd go back in a heartbeat.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go plan the next adventure. And maybe learn to pack better.
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Unbelievable Austrian Chalet in St. Georgen Murau: Your Dream Escape Awaits! (Or Does It?) - FAQs – The Real Deal
Okay, spill – what's this "Unbelievable" chalet actually like? Is it all Instagrammable perfection?
Alright, deep breaths. "Unbelievable" is… well, it's a *word*. And yeah, the pictures are gorgeous, right? Sun-drenched balconies, roaring fireplaces… Let's just say the reality is a bit more… lived-in. Think less pristine, more charmingly creaky. My first impression? Honestly? Kinda overwhelming. The wood smells *amazing* – like a Christmas tree exploded in a sawmill. But then you trip over the ridiculously oversized ski boot rack in the entry hall, and the fantasy shatters a little. Still, there’s a definite cozy factor. It’s the kind of place where you can actually *relax* in your pajamas all day without feeling judged by some minimalist aesthetic. Unless, of course, you *are* judged by my wife, who is still traumatized by the spider she saw in the bathroom on the second day. (I swear, it was the size of a small dog!)
What's the deal with the location? Is it *really* remote? Because I need to be near a decent bakery... and hopefully not miles from civilization.
Remote? Oh, it *is* remote. Like, "winding mountain roads, patchy cell service, and the occasional confused cow" remote. St. Georgen is charming, don’t get me wrong. Think picture-postcard perfection, minus the hordes of tourists. But the bakery… well, that depends on your definition of "decent." There’s definitely a bakery, but it’s more “rustic charm” than “Parisian patisserie.” The drive *to* the chalet is an adventure in itself. We got a flat tire *and* lost GPS signal, on one of the first bends. My wife thought she was going to die. I, on the other hand, kinda enjoyed the chaos. But yes, civilization is a drive away. You *will* need a car. And you'll be planning your grocery runs. Trust me. Stock up on snacks. Snacks are life.
Tell me about the amenities. Is it all just rustic charm, or are there any modern comforts? Like, you know, Wi-Fi? And a dishwasher? (Priorities, people!)
Okay, so the Wi-Fi. Yes, there’s Wi-Fi. *Mostly*. It’s the kind of Wi-Fi that’s great for checking emails but forget about streaming a movie in HD. Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and squint. The dishwasher… oh, bless the dishwasher. Because trust me, after a day of skiing (or, let's be honest, attempting to ski), the last thing you want to do is wash dishes by hand. And yes, it's got one! But the water pressure… well, let’s just say it’s… enthusiastic. The bathrooms? They’re functional! The heating is good. The fireplace? Glorious. It's a very effective way to dry your clothes. My kids loved the fireplace, although the first night they nearly set the curtains on fire trying to roast marshmallows. They were *very* upset I didn't bring any.
What's the skiing/snowboarding like? Good for beginners? Seriously, I'm a beginner, and I don't want to spend my entire vacation face-planting.
The skiing… okay, THIS part is genuinely amazing. St. Georgen Murau has a good ski resort, Kreischberg, and it's great for all levels. There are some easy slopes for beginners (phew!) and some challenging runs for the more experienced. Trust me, I learned to ski there. It was hilarious to watch my wife, who is a total pro, take a tumble. *Twice*. The kids, however, were naturals. They were off like rockets. The snow is usually fantastic, and the views… well, they’re why you came, right? Just be prepared for the occasional icy patch. And maybe invest in some good gloves. I lost a glove the first day, and my hand was numb for a solid two hours.
Could you describe the overall vibe of the chalet? Is it a party place, or a place for… you know… actual relaxation?
Party place? Absolutely not. Unless your idea of a party involves a roaring fire, a bottle of local wine (which, by the way, is *delicious*), and a serious board game session. It's a place for relaxation, yes. Think cozy evenings, board games by the fire, snow falling softly outside, and the general feeling of utter disconnection from the world. That, to me, is the ultimate luxury. Unless your children decide to play "who can make the most snow angels". Then it's not quite so relaxing. It would be a place for meditation and peace.
What's the best thing about the Unbelievable Austrian Chalet? And the worst? Be brutally honest!
Okay, honesty time. The best thing? That feeling of escaping everything. The sheer, breathtaking beauty of the mountains. Waking up to a world of pristine white. The peace and quiet. The sound of the wind whistling through the trees and the absolute silence. Pure, unadulterated bliss, occasionally interrupted by your children screaming. And the worst? The aforementioned spider. My wife's reaction. The occasional dodgy Wi-Fi. The slightly chaotic drive. Honestly? It’s the imperfections that make it perfect. It's real life, but in a stunning setting. Oh, and the stairs. There are a *lot* of stairs. My knees haven’t forgiven me.
Would you go back?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. Even with the spider. Even with the questionable Wi-Fi. Even with the leg-burning stairs. It's a place that gets under your skin. It's a place where you make memories you won't forget. It's a place that makes you feel truly alive. So, yes. I'm already planning my next trip. And this time, I'm bringing marshmallows. And a REALLY, REALLY good spider repellent.
