Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Belvilla Getaway in Cortona!
Escape to Tuscany: My Cortona Crush - A Belvilla Getaway (and My Honest Thoughts!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the Tuscan beans on my recent adventure with Belvilla in Cortona. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds; this is the real deal, warts and all. Let's dive headfirst into the olive groves, shall we?
Accessibility: (Let’s be real, it’s Italy!)
Okay, so… Italy and accessibility aren't exactly best buds, are they? I'll be frank, Facilities for disabled guests were… well, mentioned. I didn't personally need them, but I did spot a few elevators but the pathways were a bit uneven at times, especially in Cortona itself. Be prepared for some cobblestones and charming (but challenging) inclines. Airport transfer was a Godsend, though. Seriously, after a long flight, the last thing you want is to navigate Italian train stations with luggage.
Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer: Absolutely recommend this. Sanity saver.
- Car Park [free of charge] & Car Park [on-site]: Massive plus! Parking in Cortona is a nightmare, so having it readily available was gold.
- Taxi Service: Used it a couple of times for dinner, mostly to get back after a few too many glasses of vino. Worth it.
Rooms (My Sanctuary… Eventually):
So, I had a Non-smoking room, which was a massive relief because, let's face it, I can't stand cigarette smoke. We got Air conditioning which was an absolute must. That Tuscan sun can be a beast, and you start to sweat like a pig.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yes! Thank the digital gods. I needed to stay in touch with reality.
- Free bottled water: a lifesaver!
- Coffee/tea maker: (A tiny one, but it did the trick).
- Bathrobes: These made you feel luxurious, until the realization hits that your just wearing an oversized towel.
- Hair dryer: Actually worked!
- In-room safe box: Good for peace of mind, I guess.
The bathroom was good, however they didn't have the best design.
Cleanliness and safety:
They certainly take safety very seriously. I got the impression that, every, single surface was cleaned.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Literally, everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff were all very kind and courteous, and all wore masks and they were very strict with procedures. Which is good.
Dining, drinking, and snacking:
Food and Italian food! Amazing!
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: No, but thank goodness.
- Bar: Yes, and I made good use of it.
- Restaurants: Several, including a Vegetarian restaurant, for anyone looking for it.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Oh. My. God. The mornings were the best. So much food! Cured meats, fresh pastries, cheeses, and the coffee… chef's kiss.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: A never-ending supply. I'm pretty sure I tripled my caffeine intake.
- Room service [24-hour]: Perfect for those late-night cravings. Though, I'm not going to mention how many times I used it.
- Poolside bar: Yes, and the drinks were strong!
Things to do, ways to relax:
Ah, the dolce vita. I'm going to need to be truthful here. I am a spa-aholic! And this getaway delivered!
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was beautiful. The ultimate relax haven to chill out and relax and be in the sun. Pure Bliss!
- Spa: I was in heaven.
- Massage: I may or may not have had one every day. Don't judge me!
- Sauna and Steamroom: These were amazing - perfect after a long day of exploring!
- Fitness center: I walked around Cortona all day, this wasn't needed.
Services and conveniences:
- Daily housekeeping: The rooms were always spotless.
- Concierge: Super helpful for everything from restaurant recommendations to booking taxis.
- Luggage storage: Handy for those annoying travel days.
- Currency exchange: Needed to get some euros!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Grabbed some goodies for the folks at home.
- Ironing service: Absolutely used this. Packing can be a mess.
- Laundry service: Because, wine spills.
For the kids:
While I went by myself, the resort was Family/child friendly, with Babysitting service available.
Overall:
This Belvilla getaway in Cortona was a dream, with a few hiccups to be expected. It was a beautiful and peaceful place. I wish I was still there! Would I go back? In a heartbeat! Just maybe I'll pack a few extra pairs of comfy shoes for those cobblestones.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-perfect travel itinerary. This is my Tobia Sotto Cortona adventure, Belvilla by OYO, and honey, it's gonna be a messy, beautiful, wine-soaked ride. Emphasis on the mess.
Day 1: Arrival & Utter Discombobulation
- 11:00 AM: Land in Florence. Oh, sweet Jesus, the chaos! The airport's a whirlwind of stressed tourists and questionable coffee. I swear, I saw a woman trying to wrestle a suitcase the size of a small donkey. Managed to navigate the train… mostly. Almost missed my stop. Italian train stations? Total sensory overload. Note to self: Learn some actual Italian phrases beyond "Ciao" and "Grazie."
- 1:00 PM: Pick up a rental car. (Pray for me.) Found it. It's a tiny Fiat, aptly named "Fiasco," I think. They gave me the keys and pointed vaguely towards the parking lot. Okay, here we go. Let’s see if I'll make it out of Florence.
- 2:00 PM: Attempt to drive towards Cortona. The Tuscan countryside is breathtaking, but also terrifying. Narrow, winding roads, aggressive cyclists… I almost drove into a ditch. Had to pull over just to breathe. Admired the view for a good half hour. The air smells of rosemary and impending doom… I mean, adventure!
- 4:00 PM: Arrive at Belvilla! Tobia Sotto Cortona. Found the address after several near-misses with some very grumpy locals. The house is gorgeous, seriously. Photos don't do it justice. Huge stone walls, terracotta roof tiles, a view that'll make you weep. It's also slightly… off-grid. The wifi is a suggestion, not a guarantee. I'll survive, because look at this view!
- 4:30 PM: Unpack. Or at least try to. Luggage scattered like a bomb went off. Realized I packed six pairs of shoes but forgot my toothbrush. Classic.
- 5:00 PM: Explore the villa. The kitchen! It's amazing, but I have zero groceries. No matter, there's a tiny, adorable, elderly woman and her terrier walking their way, so now I know where to get the groceries!
- 6:00 PM: Wine. Because, Italy. Found a bottle of something local. It's… rustic. Let's call it that. Drank it while staring at the sunset. Seriously, the colors are unreal.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Okay, I found an oven. It works. Had an "Italian Salad" with some canned beans. I'll get better at this.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing from the terrace. Wow. Just… wow. The Milky Way is a tangible presence up here. All worries vanish.
Day 2: Cortona & Culinary Capers (or, the Day I Almost Burnt Down a Kitchen)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up to sunshine and the sound of church bells. Magical… until I realized I was starving.
- 9:30 AM: Attempt to make coffee. Burned myself. The tiny Fiat (I've kinda bonded with it) will take me to Cortona for a real espresso from now on.
- 10:30 AM: Drive to Cortona. Beautiful town! Cobblestone streets, medieval buildings, the air is thick with history, and the smell of fresh bread. This is Italy, this is why I came!
- 11:30 AM: Explore Cortona. Visited the Piazza della Repubblica and the Etruscan Academy Museum. The art is stunning, but I'm easily distracted by the gelato shops. (More on that later.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a tiny trattoria (again, a suggestion from a tiny elderly woman and her terrier, who I'm beginning to think is a secret oracle or something) and had the best pasta of my life. It's a simple dish; fresh pasta, tomatoes, basil, but… chef's kiss. I could cry. Then the waiter gives me this look (is it pity?) as I struggle with my knife and fork.
- 2:30 PM: Gelato Interlude. Okay, I may have had three scoops. Don't judge me. It's hot, I'm walking uphill, and gelato is basically the fuel of the gods. My favorite flavor is raspberry.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the villa. Decided to be ambitious and try making dinner. I'm thinking fresh pasta. This is where things go off the rails.
- 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: I almost burned the kitchen down. Pasta water everywhere. Flour coating every surface. Smoke alarm wailing. I salvaged… something. It tasted edible, which is a win at this point.
- 7:00 PM: Wine. More wine. Needed it. Watched the sunset. Didn't burn anything down… tonight.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing (again). Even more amazing than last night. Feeling calmer, more centered, more… Italian, maybe?
Day 3: Exploring the Villages & The Importance of Letting Go
- 9:00 AM: Coffee (made by a barista. Not me. Thank God). Another morning in Cortona.
- 10:00 AM: Explore the nearby villages. I'd booked a cooking class with a local family. The drive was beautiful, and the class was the highlight so far. I'm usually a disaster in the kitchen, but this was different. The family, with their warm smiles and gentle guidance, made me feel at ease. It was pure joy, flour-covered laughter, and the most delicious food I've ever tasted.
- 1:00 PM: After a delicious meal, I explored a nearby village. Each one is a little piece of paradise.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the villa to relax.
- 6:00 PM: I tried to make something new, something simple. I found this incredible recipe for bruschetta, with tomatoes, basil, garlic, and olive oil. It was simplicity itself, the flavors exploding in my mouth.
- 7:00 PM: Wine and watching the sunset.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing, once again. I came to Italy expecting to see beautiful sights, eat fantastic food, and learn about culture. Instead, I'm learning to be happy. To let go. To embrace the mess.
Day 4: Lake Trasimeno & Farewell
- 9:00 AM: A final coffee. Looking out over the vista.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to Lake Trasimeno. It's peaceful, with a stunning view. I feel really calm after a few crazy days.
- 12:00 AM: Walk around the Lake Trasimeno, and then I had a delicious pizza in the middle of a pizza place.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the villa. I took a final walk through the gardens.
- 3:00 PM: Final Wine, one last look at the view. I have been changed. (sniffles)
- 5:00 PM: Packing. A bittersweet moment. I'm leaving, but I'll definitely come back.
- 6:00 PM: Final walk around the villa.
- 7:00 PM: Driving to Florence. I'll navigate the journey of the airport.
- 9:00 PM: At the Airport. This is when I remember I forgot something, and must go back for it.
Important Notes:
- Wifi: It's a crapshoot. Embrace the digital detox.
- Grocery Shopping: Stock up! The kitchen is amazing, and you'll want to cook. Or, you know, at least try.
- Italian: Learn a few basic phrases. It makes a huge difference (even just to the tiny elderly lady and her terrier.)
- Pace yourself: There's so much to see and do, but don't try to cram it all in. Slow down, breathe, and enjoy the chaos.
- Embrace the Imperfection: Things won't go as planned. You'll get lost, you'll burn food, you'll say the wrong things. That's part of the fun. Laugh at the mistakes, and keep going.
Ciao, and arrivederci! Hopefully, I'll be back soon.
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Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Belvilla Getaway in Cortona! (The Messy Truth)
Alright, alright, settle down. You're thinking about Cortona, huh? Tuscany? That beautiful, sun-drenched land where Instagrammers go to... well, Instagram. My experience? Let's just say it wasn't *exactly* a perfectly curated highlight reel. Prepare for the mess. The glorious, imperfect mess.
So, Belvilla. Worth the hype?
Okay, okay, let's be honest. Belvilla? It's a roll of the dice. Like, *literally*. You get those pre-trip butterflies, imagining your Tuscan villa, your infinity pool… And then you open the door and find… well, let's just say the photos *may* have had a slightly… optimistic filter. (Seriously, that lighting! They're professionals, those photographers!) Our place in Cortona? Charming in a “rustic, slightly held-together-by-prayers-and-duct-tape” kind of way. The plumbing? A constant source of anxiety. Flushed once, maybe twice. Then you just… cross your fingers. But! But! – (and this is important) the location? *Unbeatable*. Cortona itself, perched on that hill like some ancient, beautiful bird of prey, was stunning. The *view* alone practically justified the plumbing woes. And the sheer freedom of having your own place? Priceless. No annoying hotel rules, no tiny rooms. Just… you, Tuscany, and a slightly leaky toilet. Score?
Cortona itself: what's the *real* deal?
Oh, Cortona. Prepare yourself for serious uphill walking. And I'm talking *serious*. My calves are still screaming in Italian. (Or maybe it's the cappuccino withdrawal. That stuff is STRONG, people!) It's… *picturesque*. Like, ridiculously picturesque. Cobblestone streets winding up towards the heavens, ancient buildings, the aroma of fresh pasta wafting from every doorway. But also… touristy. Yeah, yeah, I *know* I'm part of the problem. I was there, gawking, selfie-ing… But you can't help but be captivated! The duomo is breathtaking, the Etruscan museum is fascinating (even if I didn't understand half of it), and the piazza at sunset? Forget about it. Perfect. Almost… *too* perfect. (That's when the cynicism kicks in, I guess)
And the people? Largely wonderful. We had one truly awful waiter try to convince us that “pizza con funghi” was really just a “salad with mushrooms”. (I am still fuming) But, mostly, the locals were patient with our terrible Italian, genuinely friendly, and happy to share their culture. We spent an afternoon talking to the woman running a tiny gelato shop, trying all the flavors, and getting life advice. That's the stuff you *can't* fake.
What about the food? Is it as amazing as everyone says?
Okay, hold onto your hats. Food. This is where it gets serious. Is the food amazing? YES. A thousand times YES. I'm talking pasta that'll make you weep with joy. Wild boar ragu that’ll haunt your dreams (in a good way). And the olive oil! Oh, the olive oil! We practically bathed in it. (Not literally… mostly.) We ate our weight in pecorino cheese, truffles, and gelato. And the wine? Well, let's just say more than a few evenings ended with a slightly wobbly walk back to the villa. Do it. Seriously, just go and *eat*. Don't count calories. Don't even *think* about your waistline. Tuscany is a place for indulgence. (And maybe a gym membership when you get home. Maybe…)
Did you do any day trips?
Yes, yes, we’re not *entirely* cave dwellers. We did one day trip to Siena. Siena! Wow. The Piazza del Campo is… well, it’s famous for a reason. It's stunning and overwhelming all at once. The Duomo there... mind-blowing. The crowds, though? Brutal. And parking? Forget about it. We spent an hour circling, getting increasingly hangry. Pro tip: go *early*. Or, even better, take the train and thank me later. We had a fantastic lunch in Siena - but do the research - the tourist traps are real! We also attempted a quick trip to a vineyard… but that involved navigating winding Tuscan roads, which, after a certain amount of wine, can get… interesting. Let's just say we saw a lot of beautiful scenery (and a few near-miss moments). Next time: a designated driver… or a taxi. Lesson learned.
Any tips for making the trip less… stressful?
Okay, listen up. Here’s the unfiltered truth:
- **Learn some basic Italian.** Even a few phrases will go a long way. You'll get smiles (and better service) everywhere!
- **Embrace the chaos.** Things won't always go according to plan. The plumbing might fail. The gelato shop might be closed. Roll with it! It’s part of the adventure!
- **Pack comfy shoes.** Seriously. You’ll be doing a lot of walking. Your feet will thank you. (And, trust me on this).
- **Book restaurants in advance.** Especially in Cortona and other popular towns. Don't expect to waltz in and get a table during peak season.
- **Don't over-schedule.** Leave time for spontaneity. Get lost in the streets. Stop for a coffee. Sit and watch the world go by. That's the *real* magic.
- **Finally: bring bug spray** - those pesky mosquitoes are relentless!
And most importantly? Be ready to fall in love. Even with the imperfect bits. Because, let's be honest, the imperfections are what make the memories so darn good.
What would you do differently next time?
Oh, this is good. If I could do it all again?
- **Definitely research Belvilla properties *thoroughly*** - read reviews, look at all the pictures, and expect them to be somewhat… optimistic.
- **Hire a private chef for at least one night.** Imagine, the best Tuscan meal, in your villa, no effort required! (Dreaming, okay?)
- **Take more cooking classes.** I’m not the world's best cook, by any means, but knowing how to make pasta from scratch? Life-changing.
- **Learn *more* Italian.** "Due birre, per favore" just doesn't cut it.
- **Relax more.** Maybe, just maybe, I spent too much time worrying about my "perfect" vacation. (I'm a work in progressLow Price Hotel BlogBelvilla by OYO Tobia Sotto Cortona ItalyBelvilla by OYO Tobia Sotto Cortona Italy
