Arnhem's Hidden Gem: Luxe Holiday Home w/ Terrace!
Arnhem's Hidden Gem: Luxe Holiday Home w/ Terrace! – Or, My Rollercoaster Ride of Relaxation (and a Few Catastrophes)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because reviewing the "Luxe Holiday Home w/ Terrace!" in Arnhem? That's like trying to describe a chameleon wearing a sequined jumpsuit – it's got a lot going on. And, I’m here to tell you, MY experience was a wild ride.
Accessibility - Kinda, Sorta, Maybe?
First off, the pre-trip anxiety. The website said "Facilities for disabled guests." Great! But the devil, as they say, is in the details. While the hotel itself had an elevator (thank God!), and a vague promise of some wheelchair accessibility, getting to the actual holiday home was a bit of a trek. Think cobble stone streets, a slightly uneven curb. My friend, bless her, has a bad hip and the whole thing was a bit dicey. Maybe clarify this in the listing, please? A little more transparency is vital!
The "A la Carte" of Annoyances (and Some Delight)…
Let's get into the nitty-gritty, shall we?
- Internet access: "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Woohoo! Except… it was a bit spotty. My Zoom call with my boss froze mid-sentence. Mortifying. But… when it worked, the speed was decent.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: Oh. My. God. The options! Restaurants, Poolside bar, Snack bar, A la carte in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, and so on. I love it. It's overwhelming. But the breakfast service was… confusing. Buffet? Yes. But also, a la carte? AND room service? I ordered waffles one day (because, vacation!), and they showed up cold. Cold waffles! The horror!
- Things to do, ways to relax: The Spa? Don't even get me started. I'm a total sucker for a massage. And, the pool with a view was genuinely breathtaking. A perfect day. They have a Foot bath, Sauna, and Steamroom. The facilities are great, and the view from the swimming pool is fantastic. Seriously, I could spend a lifetime there.
Cleanliness and Safety - Trying Hard, Kinda Succeeding?
They made a HUGE deal about cleanliness and safety. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Staff trained in safety protocol were all present. This. I appreciated. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I felt reasonably safe. But, and here's the 'but', there was a lingering smell of… disinfectant. I’m not sure if the extra cleaning gave me some PTSD. I'm not sure, but the overly sanitized smell, while appreciated, got me a little paranoid.
Services and Conveniences - Praise be to the Concierge!
The Concierge? A lifesaver. Seriously. They booked a taxi, got me extra pillows, and even helped me find a decent coffee shop after my disastrous waffle experience. Daily housekeeping was a godsend too. The convenience store was clutch for emergency snacks. I can't believe how convenient having a concierge is.
For the Kids - Well, I Don't Have 'Em… But It Looked Okay?
They had Babysitting service? Family/child friendly? Kids meal? I can't speak to the actual quality, but it looked set up for kids. So, if you’re bringing the little terrors, it seems alright.
Available in all Rooms - The Comforts & the Crises:
The room itself? Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Bathrobes? Check. Bathtub? Check. The Bed was amazing. The Mini bar… a little overpriced, but hey, I was on vacation. But here's THE Kicker: My room was right next to the elevator, and the sound of clanking, ping-ing, and people constantly going up and down at all hours kept me awake. I spent two nights listening to the elevator, and it was enough to drive me insane!
Getting Around - Fine If You're Not Me:
They offer Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, and Valet parking. Great! Again, accessibility could be an issue. Negotiating the cobblestones with luggage was… a workout.
The Verdict: A Messy Gem with Some Glaring Flaws
Would I recommend the "Luxe Holiday Home w/ Terrace"? That's a tough one. Yes, the place is beautiful. The spa is heavenly. The views are incredible. But the internet, the waffles, the elevator noise… all of it left a slightly sour taste.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly manicured brochure itinerary. This is my attempt at a trip to the Elegant Holiday Home with Terrace in Horssen, Arnhem, Netherlands. And let me tell you, it's probably going to be a glorious, chaotic mess.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Utter Bewilderment (plus Cheese)
Morning (Let's be honest, probably late morning): Okay, so the flight went… well, it happened. I managed to snag a window seat, which was immediately ruined by a screaming toddler two rows back. Bless his little lungs. Anyway, landed in Amsterdam, which, despite my best efforts, still smells faintly of tulips and… something else. (Is that Oud, as some of my colleagues claims?). Finding the train to Arnhem was a drama. Or, rather, getting to the train station was a drama. The whole signage situation is designed by someone who loves to make you feel lost. The Dutch seem to have cornered the market in making EVERYTHING beautifully designed… except for helpful directions.
Afternoon: Finally, the train! And guess what? It was actually on time. Netherlands, you're surprising me. The landscape whizzed by - so green, so flat, practically begging for a windmill to pop up. Finally, arrived in Arnhem, then a connection to Horssen. The holiday home website promised a "peaceful retreat". "Peaceful" so far means "quiet enough to hear my own stomach grumble".
Afternoon (continued): Now, for the HOLY GRAIL – finding the holiday home. After some minor (read: significant) navigational challenges with my phone (stupid data roaming!), success! The Elegant Holiday Home. The name better be accurate.
- Initial Impressions: Oh. My. God. It's even better than the photos! The terrace. The terrace. It's practically begging for me to sit with a book and a glass of wine. (Said wine will be consumed the moment I find the corkscrew.)
- The Great Corkscrew Catastrophe: Okay, the corkscrew is missing. This. Is. A. Tragedy. My cheese, which I've been lugging around like a precious cargo, is pleading to be enjoyed. I swear, this is a sign! I am going to find that corkscrew. I am going to conquer the first-day travel jitters with a bottle of wine.
- Rant Break: The corkscrew vanished like a magician performed a trick.
Evening: After a Herculean effort (and a half-eaten block of cheddar that really wanted to be on some crackers), I found a spare corkscrew. The wine. The cheese. The terrace. Glorious. The air smells clean, the light is golden. I could get used to this. Except for the distinct hum of a mosquito buzzing near my ear. Dammit. The peace is broken.
Day 2: Cycling and Cultural Clash (with a side of self-doubt)
Morning: Okay, so they promised bikes. And they delivered. Two beautiful, shiny bikes! I, on the other hand, delivered a performance best described as "slightly wobbly and prone to existential crises while navigating a bike path." Cycling in the Netherlands is serious business. Everyone else seems effortlessly elegant, whizzing past me like I'm standing still… (and also, I am standing still occasionally, trying not to crash).
- Anecdote: I almost took out a group of nuns. Not my finest moment. They were very polite about it, though. The Dutch are generally unfazed by chaos, it seems. I'm hoping to internalize this Zen attitude.
Afternoon: Arnhem! Spent the afternoon exploring the city. Loved the open markets, the architecture, even the rain (which, let's face it, is inevitable). Went to the Openluchtmuseum (an open-air museum). It was amazing! Step back in time… and into the world of tiny houses, and the Dutch people in the way that they live at that time.
Afternoon (continued): Food stop! Found a tiny cafe serving bitterballen (deep-fried meatballs). Absolutely, positively, disgustingly, delicious and the interior was full of antique furniture, and very welcoming, with the old lady running the shop giving me that look like "you really don't belong at this place".
Evening: Back at the holiday home, nursing a mild cycling-induced ache and a serious case of post-museum fatigue. Seriously considering ordering pizza. Or maybe just staring at the stars from the terrace. The real conundrum: pizza, or stars? The eternal traveler's dilemma.
Day 3: Reconnecting (with nature… and myself)
Morning: The best part of vacation is mornings. I swear, I could stay here.
Afternoon: Decided to head to a nature reserve or something. More time for some proper hiking. I felt so good. The trees, the birdsong, the quiet… I even managed to resist the urge to take a selfie every five seconds. (Progress!)
Afternoon (continued): More walking in the woods, feeling like an extra in a fairy tale. Found a spot by a stream and just… sat. No phone. No schedule. Just me, the trees, and the sound of the water. It was… needed.
Evening: Back at the holiday home. The peace. The terrace. The wine. This is what I came for.
Day 4: Rambling & Reflections (with a heavy dose of cheese)
Morning: Okay, I officially feel like I’m starting to get the hang of this “relaxed vacation” thing. I woke up late, with no alarm, which is a concept I’d nearly forgotten. Now, I'm sitting on the terrace, drinking coffee, and just being. This is what's it's really all about.
Afternoon: The urge to do something is starting to rise again. I think I'll take a drive.
Afternoon (continued): I got completely lost. This is a frequent, and probably unavoidable, occurrence. But I found a tiny village and ended up in a little bakery. I can't place it on a map, but it sold the most amazing bread. Seriously, this bread. I bought a whole loaf. And cheese. Of course, cheese.
Evening: So, I'm sitting on the terrace, eating bread and cheese and regretting nothing. The air smells like wet earth and something subtly floral. The sky is streaked with colors. I'm thinking about all those "must-do" things, but you know what? I'm pretty content just doing this. This is the kind of trip where the imperfections are the things you remember, the things you laugh about.
Day 5: Departure & the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye (plus a desperate search for souvenirs)
Morning: Final terrace moment. Last sip of coffee. The sun is rising, painting the sky in those impossible Dutch colors. Sigh. Time to pack. (Cue the usual packing disaster - items scattered everywhere, that one essential thing you can’t find). Wait, where’s my favorite t-shirt? This is a true crisis situation.
Afternoon: The journey back to the airport. The train. The plane. It all feels a bit surreal. I have a feeling that I’ll be back.
Afternoon (continued): I did manage to grab some stroopwafels and a tiny Delftware tulip in the airport. Small souvenirs, big memories.
Evening (back home): Unpacking. Laundry. Back to reality. But you know what? I'm smiling. Despite the lost corkscrew, the near-nun cycling incident, and the general chaos, it was perfect. It was a beautiful, imperfect, and wonderful mess. And that's precisely the way I like my holidays. Now, where’s that cheese?
Arnhem's Hidden Gem: Luxe Holiday Home w/ Terrace! (And My Messy Take on It)
Is this place *really* a hidden gem? Or just… another rental?
Okay, so "hidden gem" is a *bit* of a marketing overstatement, right? They all are. But, and this is a big BUT (like the size of my suitcase packed for this trip… way too big!), it *does* feel pretty special. Arnhem itself is a gem, a real diamond in the rough of Dutch cities (sorry, Amsterdam!). And this place? It's a polished facet. I stumbled upon it scrolling through endless listings, honestly half-asleep and fueled by lukewarm coffee. My first thought? "Terrace? Alright, alright, I'm listening…" And the photos? They're good. *Too* good, a little suspiciously pristine. I was expecting a slightly sad Ikea-furnished box. I got… well, we'll get to it. But yes, in my slightly-sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled opinion, it's definitely leans towards "gem" territory. It's got heart, you know? A little dusty, a little quirky, but definitely not *just* another rental!
What's the terrace *actually* like? Because Instagram lies.
Alright, the terrace. My pre-trip anxiety was *all* about the terrace. I mean, I'd seen the photos. Sun-drenched, perfect angle, comfy chairs, the whole shebang. My fear? It would be a tiny, sad balcony overlooking a car park. (Thanks to previous Airbnb experiences, let's just say I'm cynical.) The reality? It’s… actually pretty damn great! It's bigger than expected (a HUGE win!), with a lovely wooden slatted floor and a surprisingly comfortable outdoor sofa. I spent a *significant* amount of time there. Mornings with coffee (and the obligatory laptop – gotta work, even when on holiday, sigh). Evenings with wine (much more enjoyable). And one afternoon? Let's just say a little *too* much wine, resulting in a very enthusiastic, off-key rendition of a Dutch pop song (don't judge – the wine was good!). The only downside? The occasional persistent mosquito. Pack bug spray, people! Trust me on this. And maybe some earplugs for the neighbors...
Is it actually "luxe"? Or just euphemism for "expensive but not really that nice?"
"Luxe"… that's the tricky one, isn't it? Again, marketing. Let's be real, it's not a five-star hotel. There's no butler service (darn!). But it's definitely *nicer* than most holiday rentals I've stayed in. The kitchen is well-equipped (yay for decent coffee makers!), the bed is comfortable (slept like a log!), and the bathroom? Clean, modern, and with a shower that actually has good water pressure (a small luxury, but a crucial one!). There's a decent sound system, too, so you can blast your guilty pleasure tunes (guilty pleasure being, in my case, ABBA, don’t judge!). The decor is stylish, without being overly precious or (shudders) minimalist. So, is it *truly* luxe? Probably not. Is it lovely, comfortable, and a step up from the usual rental? Absolutely. Worth the extra cost? For me, yes. My sanity alone was worth the price. I’m still recovering from that last awful rental experience!
What's the location like? Can you *actually* walk to things?
Location, location, location! This is a big win. It's in a really charming, quiet-ish neighborhood. It's not smack-bang in the city center, but *easily* walkable. Like, ten minutes to the main shopping street. Fifteen to the parks. Twenty to the train station. The real joy? The little cafes and shops *around* the place. I discovered the most *amazing* bakery just a block away. Seriously, the bread! The pastries! I gained five pounds. No regrets. There's also a lovely little canal nearby, perfect for a stroll (or another wine-soaked singalong, but I digress…). Arnhem is, in my opinion, a great city to walk around. Easy to navigate, a lovely blend of old and new, and, most importantly, safe. So, yes, you can absolutely walk everywhere from this place. Which is crucial, because public transport in the Netherlands, while efficient, can be… well, a bit of a puzzle if you don’t speak Dutch (and even if you do!).
Any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, alright, let's get to the juicy bits. No place is perfect, right? Firstly, and this is a small thing, but the internet wasn't *lightning* fast. Perfectly adequate, but not for massive file uploads or streaming 4K movies (not that I was… ahem). Secondly, the stairs to the place are a little… steep. Honestly, they’re like those death-defying ladders in old adventure movies. Fine for me, but if you have mobility issues, definitely ask about accessibility. Thirdly, after a particularly long day of shopping (all those cute Dutch clogs!), I *did* manage to lock myself out. Totally my fault, I admit it. Thankfully, the owners were super responsive and got me back in quickly. Embarrassing, but lesson learned! And finally… and this is a *personal* issue, not a fault of the property… I missed my dog. A lot. (Sorry, not-entirely-related-to-the-holiday-home rant!) So yeah, the downsides are minor. The stairs, slow internet, and my own klutziness. And my dog-shaped hole in my heart. Take from that what you will.
Would you go back? Seriously, spill!
Absolutely. Without a doubt. I already have. Okay, maybe not *literally* booked it again… yet. But I’m already mentally planning my return. Arnhem is a fantastic city, surprisingly vibrant and full of character. And this holiday home? It's a great base for exploring it. It's comfortable, it's convenient, and that terrace? Pure bliss. I mean, I still have to deal with the mosquito situation, but that's a small price to pay. I just need to remember the bug spray next time, and maybe learn a few more Dutch drinking songs for the terrace sing-alongs. And maybe work on my memory, so I don't lock myself out again. But yes, I would go back. 100%. (Unless someone else books it when I want to go. Then I'll be *really* annoyed. Don't judge me.)
