Unbelievable! This Apartment Library in Buschhagen Neu Bartelshagen Will Blow Your Mind!
Unbelievable! This Apartment Library in Buschhagen Neu Bartelshagen Will Blow Your Mind! (Oh, Really?) - A Review That's Actually Honest
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay that’s either going to cure my wanderlust completely or solidify my love for a life of constant travel. This "Apartment Library" contraption in Buschhagen Neu Bartelshagen? Yeah, unbelievable is right, in both the good and slightly terrifying ways. Let's dissect this… experience.
First Impressions: Accessibility & the Dreaded Stairs of Doom
Alright, so they say "facilities for disabled guests," and let's be honest, that's critical for me – not because I need it, but because I want to rate it fairly. The website was vague, but I pressed on, fueled by the promise of epic relaxation. Turns out, the "accessible" part involved… well, a slightly wider doorway and a tiny, hand-held ramp that looked suspiciously like it belonged to a child's playset. Not exactly accessible for anyone who actually needs accessibility. Sigh. My rating here is, unfortunately, a solid… Needs Improvement. I’m also pretty sure I counted at LEAST three flights of stairs to get to the "apartment." My luggage? It's still recovering.
Rooms…Or, as They Call Them, "Libraries"
Okay, the rooms. They call them libraries, and I get it. Books everywhere. Lining the walls, stacked on tables, even (I swear!) forming the headboard of the ludicrously comfortable extra long bed. (Thank God for that; I'm practically a giraffe.) The "non-smoking" policy was STRICT – which, as a non-smoker, I fully appreciate. The room was impeccably clean, and I loved the blackout curtains. They are life savers, honestly. They are so good that the sun could be exploding outside, and I wouldn't know. Now, internet situation…
The Internet's Lament – (Or, "Where's My Wi-Fi, Bro?")
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" the website shouted with glee. And… it was. Mostly. It was also as reliable as a politician’s promise. Thankfully, there was also Internet [LAN] and, for the REALLY nostalgic among us, the Internet service was spotty enough that you might as well be using a dial-up modem. Which, I think some of us are. I eventually gave up and went full "unplugged" for a few hours. It was actually…kind of nice. But still. Crucial for work. So, Needs improvement here too.
The Food (Oh, The Food!) – A Culinary Adventure (Maybe)
Alright, let's talk about the food. The Breakfast [buffet] promises. They had Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and every conceivable Coffee/tea in restaurant. There was also a Coffee shop. The pastries were fresh. The coffee was strong. I also sneaked a glance at a little Vegetarian restaurant out back. Breakfast takeaway service? Yup. Breakfast in room? A definite possibility! I didn't try it, so I cant' give it a good rating. One thing that I did notice? There was a good amount of desserts in the restaurant. Now, to be real, the Room service [24-hour] was a bit slow, but the options were extensive. I might have ordered the entire salad bar one evening to be brought to my suite. However, the happy hour, with a pool side bar, let's be honest, were excellent.
Relaxation Station: Spa? Fitness? Sauna? Oh My!
This is where the "unbelievable" really kicks in. The Spa wasn't just a spa; it was a goddamn oasis. The Pool with view (and the Swimming pool [outdoor]) were stunning. And the Sauna? Glorious. Body scrub? I think I might have had three. The Massage was divine; I swear, my muscles are still thanking me. There was also a Steam room, a Foot bath, a Gym/fitness center, Poolside bar, and more. They also offered Body wrap. I wasn't quite brave enough to try that. Honestly, I spent a solid two days just rotating between these blissful options. My mood? Elevated. My skin? Glowing. My bank account? Maybe a little less glowing. But you know, sacrifices… This part? Absolutely Amazing.
Cleanliness & Safety: Are They Actually Serious?
Okay, this is where the hotel really impressed me. And for the record, I am a germaphobe, so I notice these things! Every single day, the common areas are undergoing a Daily disinfection in common areas. There are Anti-viral cleaning products used everywhere, and some impressive Professional-grade sanitizing services. They have Hand sanitizer everywhere. There's even a Sterilizing equipment on the premises! The staff seemed super-trained in Safety protocol. The rooms are sanitized between stays, and they provide Hygiene certification. There was a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit. I noticed they removed the Shared stationery. Room sanitization opt-out available. They even have Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I may, or may not, have tested this rigorously. The whole place felt incredibly safe. Excellent.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Paradise (Mostly)
The Restaurants offered various options. There was A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and places with Asian cuisine in restaurant. The Snack bar was convenient for late-night cravings. The Bar had a wide range of options. The prices across the board were good. The Poolside bar was perfect for a quick drink. There was also a Happy hour with excellent deals. Not much to complain about on this front. I also enjoyed the occasional bottle of water. All in all, quite amazing.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks (and the Quirks)
Now, the services. Cash withdrawal was available Daily housekeeping was excellent. The Concierge was very helpful. Dry cleaning and Laundry service were available. There was also a Car park [free of charge] which was great, and Wi-Fi for special events. There was even a Babysitting service offered. Ironing service was also offered. Luggage storage was offered, as was Safe deposit boxes. There was a Convenience store! They also had a Meeting/banquet facilities, and a Terrace. The location was easy to find. The car park [on-site] was convenient. The Airport transfer was a great addition to the service. There was a Car power charging station. The valet parking was nice; however, I didn’t have a car. I'd say the service generally gets an Excellent.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun (Maybe…Depends)
They have a Babysitting service, and call themselves Family/child friendly. I don't have kids, so I don't know for sure.
Getting Around: Parking, Taxis, and More…
The Car park [free of charge] was a blessing. A Taxi service was readily available for when I didn't want to walk. They have Airport transfer. (Which, by the way, was a Godsend on the way out after all those stairs). They had car park [on-site] and even a Car power charging station!
In-Room Amenities: Comforts and Quirks Galore
The rooms? Well, they are called libraries. Additional toilet? Nope. Air conditioning? Yes, thank you, sweet baby Jesus! Alarm clock? Always a necessity. Bathrobes? Luxurious! Bathrooms phone? Interesting. Bathtub? A beautiful thing. Blackout curtains? Yes. Carpeting? Eh. Closet? Adequate. Coffee/tea maker? Always a plus. Complimentary tea? Awesome! Daily housekeeping? Couldn’t fault it. Desk? Perfect for writing (or, you know, booking more spa treatments). Extra long bed? As mentioned, a dream. Free bottled water? Necessary. Hair dryer? Always required. High floor? I wanted it. I got it! In-room safe box? Check. Interconnecting room(s) available? I didn’t need it. Internet access – LAN? Mostly useless. Internet access – wireless? Slightly better. Ironing facilities? Helpful. Laptop workspace? I made it work. Linens? Fantastic. Mini bar? Decent. Mirror? More than sufficient. Non-smoking? Yes! On-demand movies
Unbelievable Ski-In/Ski-Out Holiday Flat in Austria's Hidden Gem!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! You’re about to embark on an itinerary so gloriously messy and opinionated, it’ll make your travel agent weep (and maybe laugh). This is for a stay in the (admittedly lovely sounding) apartment library in Buschhagen Neu Bartelshagen, Germany. Think less "precision German" and more "chaotic human".
The Buschhagen Blitz: Apartment Library Edition
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in the Book Nook
- Morning: Arrive. Let’s be honest, getting to a place called "Buschhagen Neu Bartelshagen" already feels like a quest. The train ride was… an experience. (Insert anecdote about delayed train, grumpy fellow passenger who hates loud phone calls and the sheer impossibility of understanding German train announcements. Bonus points: Did you bring enough snacks?). Anyway, I finally get there! Ughhhh, the joy of hauling luggage. My back feels ancient.
- Afternoon: Unlock the door to the apartment library. Immediate emotional response: WHOA. Bookshelves lining the walls. A fireplace (I think I saw a fireplace!). This is either heaven or a trap. Spend the next hour wandering around in a daze, inhaling the scent of aged paper and mild despair. Okay, maybe it's mostly heaven. Find the guest book. Immediately write something witty and self-deprecating. Probably involve complaining about the aforementioned train. You're off to a good start to the trip.
- Evening: Attempt to cook a simple meal. Discover that the “fully equipped kitchen” doesn’t include an oven mitt. Burn my hand slightly. Swear under my breath. (See: emotional reaction). Decide to order pizza anyway. Pizza is always the answer. Devour pizza while staring at the books, feeling a strange sense of peace mixed with the growing fear of being crushed to death by a rogue falling volume. Get lost in a book (maybe something German; I'm trying to be cultured, alright?).
Day 2: The Great Outdoors (and My Inability to Navigate)
- Morning: Wake up feeling surprisingly refreshed. Must be the book-induced tranquility. Or maybe it's the lack of oven mitt-related blisters. Decide to embrace the "Neu Bartelshagen" experience and explore. Consult a map. Laugh. Realize that the map is probably older than most of the books.
- Afternoon: Attempt to find a scenic walking path. Get hopelessly lost. Walk through a field of questionable-smelling… something. Encounter a very large, very indifferent cow. Briefly consider becoming a cow whisperer, then decide that’s probably not a practical life choice. End up back at the apartment library, defeated, but with a newfound appreciation for indoor plumbing (and books).
- Evening: Return to the pizza-ordering strategy. Realize that the pizza place is closed. Panic. Settle for instant noodles. Read a book. Drink some wine. Contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and why I can’t navigate a simple walking path. It's all starting to feel very "Lord of the Rings." Which, by the way, is on one of the bookshelves…
Day 3: The Power of Books (and the Slightly Creepy Librarian Vibe)
- Morning: Start the day with my books. Feel like a new person. The power of reading is just magic.
- Afternoon: Back to the books. But I start to feel like I'm being watched. I look around for a person and I find nothing. I start to feel scared.
- Evening: Back to the books. No pizza. And no reading either. I start to freak out. I can't stand it anymore, I need to leave. It's just a library, I tell myself.
- Late Night: I just sit there, shivering in fear. I hear a noise, like someone is typing… I freeze. I can't move. I keep telling myself just like that. It's a library… It's just a library.
Day 4: Departure & Last-Minute Book Havoc
- Morning: Pack. Try to tidy up the apartment library. Fail miserably. Leave a scattered trail of books, crumbs, and existential angst.
- Afternoon: One last look around. Realize I didn't write in the guest book again. Quick, last-minute scribble about how much I loved (and was slightly terrified by) the experience.
- Evening: Depart. Feel a pang of sadness mixed with relief. The train ride back? Well, let's just say it involved more loud phone calls, questionable train announcements, and a desperate search for a bakery. But this time, I had a book with me. And that, my friends, is all that truly matters.
- Post trip: Write a ranting review about the apartment library. 100% honest, 0% edited. 5 stars.
Okay, so like, what *is* this apartment library thing, anyway? And is it ACTUALLY mind-blowing?
Where's this magical place located? Sounds like a fairytale!
Can *anyone* just waltz in and browse? (Please say yes!)
What if you *lived* there? What's the dream?
Does this place have a hidden passage!?! Or like secret reading room?
Okay, let's get practical: What's the actual *point* of all these books?
I'm planning a trip *NOW*. Can I visit? Should I bring a gift?
So, what's the bottom line? Is this the coolest thing ever, or what?
