Krimml Sauna Escape: Your Dream Austrian Holiday Home Awaits!
Krimml Sauna Escape: My Austrian Dream? Or Just a Really Good Pretzel? A Review.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just survived… I mean, experienced Krimml Sauna Escape, and I've got a LOT to unpack. This place… it's a whirlwind. Think Heidi meets James Bond, if James Bond REALLY loved saunas and couldn't live without his morning espresso. Let's dive in, shall we?
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Let's GET REAL, shall we?
First impressions: Driving up to Krimml Sauna Escape is… majestic. Think sweeping alpine views, crisp air, and the feeling you've stepped into a postcard. (Seriously, I might frame a picture). The exterior is all charming wood and that classic Austrian aesthetic, which, let's be honest, is half the appeal.
Accessibility – This is Important! (And I’m not just saying that…)
Now, this is where I started to REALLY pay attention. Accessibility is HUGE for me, and I was pleasantly surprised. Facilities for disabled guests are clearly taken seriously. The elevator was a lifesaver (especially after a particularly vigorous hike!), and the rooms are accessible. They say they're accessible, but you know what? They actually are. Wide doorways, roll-in showers… it felt like they actually thought about people with mobility issues. Kudos! The exterior corridor might not be ideal in a snowstorm, but it offers great views.
One small hiccup: Finding the completely accessible route to the sauna from my room got a little tricky at first. A quick chat with the friendly staff and they pointed me in the right direction. This is what I'm talking about!
Food, glorious food (and the occasional espresso-fueled rant):
Okay, let's get to the good stuff. The food. Oh. My. God. Where do I even begin? The Breakfast [buffet] was a masterpiece, I swear. From the perfectly sculpted croissants to the mountain honey (seriously, I think I brought a jar home), it was a dream. The Asian breakfast was a quirky addition (not really my thing, but hey, points for trying!). I had a Western breakfast at least three times!
Restaurants: The A la carte in restaurant was… chef's kiss. The international cuisine in restaurant kept it interesting. I also sampled the vegetarian restaurant options. The coffee shop? My daily fuel. The Poolside bar? Even better.
I am not a fan of the [Buffet in restaurant], but, the food quality was good and fresh.
They offer Breakfast takeaway service so that is a very good thing.
The desserts in restaurant were simply heavenly.
The Happy hour was happy indeed!
I’m not gonna lie; I might have developed a slight obsession with the salad in restaurant.
The Soup in restaurant was excellent for cold weather.
The Bottle of water was provided as part of the meal.
I am happy about them offering alternative meal arrangement.
The snack bar was amazing, I can't find any imperfections.
And, the Room service [24-hour]? Absolute luxury for those late-night cravings. The menu? I’m pretty sure I tried everything. (Okay, maybe not everything, but I gave it a shot.)
Spa & Relaxation – My Personal Paradise (and the occasional embarrassing moment):
Okay, this is where Krimml Sauna Escape really shines. The spa is… well, let me paint you a picture. Imagine yourself, draped in a fluffy robe, surrounded by the scent of pine, the murmur of water, the distant strains of Enya (or maybe was it elevator music? It was all a blur of bliss).
The Sauna. Oh, the sauna. I am a proud sauna enthusiast, and this place did not disappoint. I tried every single one. From the classic Finnish sauna (blistering hot! Perfect!) to the herbal sauna (smells divine!), each one had a different vibe. Pure. Bliss.
I started with the Foot bath, which felt amazing.
The Body scrub was exhilarating.
I then moved to the Body wrap which relaxed me even further.
I spent a good amount of time at the Spa/sauna
Then, the Steamroom was a heavenly experience.
I did a bit of massage, not too much because of time constraints.
Then, the pièce de résistance: The Pool with view. Seriously, folks, you HAVE to experience this. Imagine yourself, submerged in warm water, gazing out at the snow-capped mountains… Pure. Undiluted. Heaven. I might have spent an embarrassing amount of time there. And yes, I did try to hold my breath to get a better view. (Don’t judge me!)
The Swimming pool was great as well!
They had a Gym/fitness, I did not have the time, but I'm sure its good.
After all that, I felt so relaxed.
Other things (and my slightly scattered thoughts):
- Cleanliness and safety: The Anti-viral cleaning products were a nice touch. I was also happy to see Hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff Staff trained in safety protocol seemed genuinely committed to keeping things safe.
- Internet: Yep, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and the Internet access – wireless worked perfectly. I got some work done (between sauna sessions, naturally). Even saw Internet [LAN] available, which is pretty specific.
- Things to do: The area is great for hiking. There are many things to do that are fun.
- Services and conveniences: The concierge was super helpful. I particularly appreciated my Daily housekeeping.
- For the kids: The Babysitting service seemed great, and they have plenty of Family/child friendly options which are great.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: The Poolside bar delivered, and the Bar was also quite nice.
- Available in all rooms: I used the Air conditioning a lot during the days. The Bathroom phone was cute. I adored the coffee/tea maker as well!
My Imperfections and Ramblings:
Okay, full disclosure: I did manage to embarrass myself at the pool. I may or may not have tripped while trying to get a perfect Instagram shot. (Don't judge me, the view was TO DIE FOR!) Also, I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds from all the delicious food. No regrets.
One tiny, nitpicky thing: The lighting in my room was a little dim. But hey, who needs bright lights when you're in a mountain paradise?
The Verdict: Dream Austrian Holiday? Absolutely.
So, is Krimml Sauna Escape your dream Austrian holiday home? Honestly? Yeah, probably. It's not perfect – no place is – but it's pretty darn close. The accessibility rocks, the food is divine, the spa is heaven, and the setting is breathtaking. The staff are genuinely lovely. It's a place where you can truly relax, recharge, and maybe even trip over your own feet while trying to capture the perfect Instagram photo.
Honestly, I'm already planning my return. And this time? I'm bringing extra pretzels.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. (Minus half a star for that dim lighting.)
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Country House Awaits in Asten, Netherlands
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because planning a trip to a holiday home in Krimml, Austria with a sauna? Sounds idyllic, right? Well, hold onto your hats because reality, as always, has a habit of elbowing its way in. Here's my attempt at an itinerary, complete with the inevitable chaos and moments of pure, unadulterated joy.
Krimml: Sauna & Shenanigans - A Messy Itinerary
(PRE-TRIP - The Great Anticipation & The Pre-Holiday Panic)
- The Dream: "Oh, we'll arrive, unpack, immediately hit the sauna. Then, leisurely strolls, Tyrolean dinners, and crisp mountain air. Utopia!" (Said with WAY too much optimism.)
- The Reality (and the Truth):
- Flights/Travel: Booked months ago, excellent! … Wait. Did I download the e-tickets? Frantically checks pockets, emails, the dog's bed… Nope. Just… a vague sense of existential dread. (This is before we even get to Austria. Already failing.)
- Packing: More like "Stuffing." There's the "sensible" suitcase with hiking boots, waterproof jackets (essential, this is Austria!), and then the "fantasy" suitcase filled with sequined something-or-others. (Who am I kidding? I’ll wear the walking boots, and the sequined nonsense ends up in the bottom, forgotten)
- Food Prep: "I'll cook amazing Austrian meals!". Reality: I'll probably make a sad attempt at goulash, burn something, and end up eating bread and cheese. (Classic.)
- The "To-Do" List: A never-ending scroll of errands that make you question your life choices. Dry cleaning, pet sitters, the vet, the dentist, and the all-important grocery shopping list. (I'll probably forget the butter… or the essentials.)
(DAY 1 - Arrival, Sauna Dreams, and the Great Unpacking Debacle)
- Morning (Travel Day):
- Flight: Successfully navigate the airport (miracle!), and spend the entire flight crammed in an airplane seat with my knees jammed into the seat in front of me. I'm basically a contortionist at this point.
- Airport Shenanigans: Somehow misplace my phone. Spend a panicked 20 minutes retracing every step, questioning every life choice. Find it lodged between the cushion and the inside of my bag. Whew!
- Road Trip: Rent a car (the automatic, because let's face it, I'm not a mountain driving expert), attempt to understand Austrian road signs (it's a language barrier, people!), and hopefully arrive at the holiday house before sunset. (Praying that GPS works.)
- Afternoon (Arrival & Unpacking):
- The House: Finally arrive! The view is BREATH-TAKING. "Oh my GOD," I think to myself, "I’m actually here." The air is crisp, the mountains are majestic, and I'm already feeling a sense of peace. (Briefly. It won't last, I assure you.)
- Unpacking Nightmare: Realize I have triple-packed (just in case of… what? Alien invasion? Zombie apocalypse?). The mess begins. Stuff everywhere. Finding the phone charger? A saga.
- The Sauna! (The Holy Grail): This is the goal. Find the instructions (hopefully in English), figure out how to switch it on (fingers crossed, it's not rocket science…), and then… bliss. Naked bliss. (Or, at least, the attempt at bliss.)
- Anecdote: Tried to be all Zen in the sauna, but promptly started panicking when I thought I’d set my hair on fire. Turns out it was just the mist from the water. So, not a complete failure.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy! Muscle aches melting away. Stress dissolving. It's like my soul is getting a hug. This is what the trip is about. This is heaven.
- Evening:
- Dinner: A disastrous attempt at making goulash. It's either undercooked or burnt. I can't tell. Decide to go for bread, cheese, and wine (the true Austrian culinary experience, after all).
- First Impressions: Sit on the balcony with a glass of wine, staring at the mountains, feeling both completely overwhelmed and incredibly content. (This is the magic of Krimml; this view is breathtaking.)
(DAY 2 - Hiking, Hiking Mishaps, and Mountain Meltdowns)
- Morning:
- Breakfast: Coffee and a desperate attempt to find Nutella. Success! Fuel for the day's adventure.
- Hiking: The plan: conquer a scenic trail. The reality: get lost.
- Quirky Observation: Austrian cows have a fantastic view. They're all so chilled out, wandering around, munching grass with zero cares in the world. I'm jealous.
- Hiking Mishap: Trip over a rogue rock. Scrape my knee. A minor crisis. (The horror!)
- Emotional Reaction: Initially frustrated, then laugh at myself. It's all part of the experience, right? (Trying to be positive here.)
- Afternoon:
- Lunch: Find a charming little mountain hut and gorge myself on dumplings. Fuel. Energy. This is how Austrians must live.
- Anecdote: The dumpling I ordered was so large, it could have fed a family of four. But… it was so good. I ate the whole thing. Regret? Maybe later.
- Mountain Meltdown: Realize I'm not as fit as I thought. The altitude is getting to me. Start to feel a bit lightheaded. Take things slow.
- The "Almost Lost" Experience: Attempt a "little shortcut" and end up completely disoriented, surrounded by trees. Panic (briefly). Use GPS to find my way back to the main path.
- Messier Structure: Maybe I should've stayed on the main path. Or maybe I need a map. Or maybe I need to stop trying to be Bear Grylls.
- Lunch: Find a charming little mountain hut and gorge myself on dumplings. Fuel. Energy. This is how Austrians must live.
- Evening:
- Sauna Round Two: Redo the sauna experience. This time, I'm a pro. (Or maybe the wine from the evening before is still affecting me.)
- Dinner: Learn from the mistakes of goulash. Order the "Schnitzel with potatoes and a nice view" from the hotel restaurant.
- Reflection: This day was exhausting but also amazing. The mountains. The fresh air. The sauna. And the lessons learned about my own limits (and my need for a better sense of direction).
(DAY 3, 4, 5 etc. - (Repeatable, Modifiable) - The Remaining Days of Joy and Shenanigans)
- Sauna! At least once a day!
- Explore the Krimmler Waterfalls: Do the hikes!
- Visit local shops: Buy souvenirs (or don’t)
- Try the local cuisine: Eat everything!
- Relax: read, sleep, be still.
- Evening:
- Re-evaluating our skills: Did we actually pick the right place for our dream trip?
- The good stuff: Enjoying the scenery and each other's company a lot more now.
- The sad stuff: I will have to leave this amazing view one day.
- The funny stuff: Making more new friends.
- Reflection: I felt at one with nature, it's hard to explain.
(DEPARTURE - The Bitter Sweet Farewell)
- Packing: Reluctantly stuff everything back into the suitcases.
- The Drive: One last look at the mountains, with a tinge of sadness.
- The Airport: Successfully navigate again (miracle!).
- Flight: Say goodbye to the dream of being in Austria on time.
- Emotional Reaction: The perfect vacation. It was messy. It was perfect. I would go back in a heartbeat. The end.
- The Last Notes:
- Everything does not go as planned.
- Embrace the moments, even the "bad" ones. They make the good ones even better.
- Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself.
- And definitely… use the sauna!
Krimml Sauna Escape: Your Dream Austrian Holiday Home – Let's Get Real! FAQs
Okay, so this Krimml Sauna Escape… is it *really* as good as it sounds? I'm a bit skeptical, you know?
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. Honestly? Yes, mostly. But life isn't a glossy brochure, is it? Look, I booked this place, right? Saw the pictures, the promises of pristine snow, the sauna dreams... I was picturing myself serenely sipping Glühwein after a blissful day on the slopes.
The reality? Well, the first day we arrived after a *nightmare* journey (lost luggage, delayed flights, the whole shebang). I was exhausted, stressed, and all I wanted was a hot shower. And guess what? The shower was... okay. Not like, spa-level amazing. Fine, right? First world problems, I know. BUT, that evening, after the chaos, I finally collapsed into the sauna. And then... *magic*. That intense heat just melted all the travel stress away. It was genuinely fantastic. So yeah, it's pretty darn good. BUT, expect a bit of grit with the glamour. You know?
The Sauna. Tell me EVERYTHING about the Sauna. Is it a proper, authentic experience? Because I'm picky.
Okay, so the sauna. THIS is where it gets interesting. Let's be honest, the *whole point* is the sauna, right? And yes, it's the real deal. Picture this: rustic wooden walls, the glorious scent of pine (or was it cedar? I can't remember, sauna-brain!), and a HUGE stone heater. It *screams* authentic.
The first time, I was a bit of a sauna newbie. I went in, tentatively sat down, and the heat just. Hit. Me. Like a brick wall of warm goodness. I lasted, oh, five minutes. Walked out a sweaty mess, thinking "Right, I clearly messed that up." But then, I went back. And back. And... then it clicked. The whole rhythm of the sauna. The *Aufguss*. The ice-cold plunge immediately after... It was a full-blown religious experience. Seriously. It's not just hot air, it's a total immersion. (Warning: Do NOT try this after a heavy meal. Learned that the hard way.)
What about the location? Is it actually *convenient* for skiing and hiking and all that stuff? Or am I going to be stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Location, location, location, right? Let me tell you, my initial Google Maps panic nearly did me in. It *looks* remote. And it *is* remote, in a good way. You're nestled right in the middle of this amazing Austrian landscape. Fresh air, stunning views, the whole shebang. In terms of skiing, you're perfectly positioned. The ski lifts are a pretty short drive (or a bus ride, which is actually quite efficient, even if the driver did have a penchant for opera). Hiking in the summer is unreal – like, lung-busting, breathtaking unreal.
HOWEVER, and this is important, you're not exactly in the heart of the action. You can't just stumble out the door and find a lively après-ski scene. You have to *plan* your evenings a bit. Which, for me, was fine. Because after a long day on the slopes, all I wanted to do was hit that sauna, and not get chatted up by some overly enthusiastic fellow tourists.
The house itself – is it comfortable? Modern? What about the kitchen facilities? Because packing sandwiches is my life.
The house. Ah. It's... charming. Let's go with that. It's definitely got character, and it's *comfortable*. Think cozy, rustic, with a real fireplace. (Which you WILL need. That mountain air bites.) It's not minimalist modern, if that's your thing. It's more like, "grandma's incredibly well-loved Austrian chalet."
The kitchen? Adequate. Not Michelin-star-chef worthy, but perfectly functional. Full disclosure: I am a terrible cook. I managed to make pasta without burning water (a personal victory). It had everything you needed, including a dishwasher (bless!). Definitely pack some staples – the nearest grocery store isn't exactly next door. Also, learn how to make a decent cup of coffee, or suffer. I made the mistake of trying to use the fancy espresso machine without reading the instructions first. Disaster. Utter disaster. My own fault, but still... the morning coffee crisis was real.
Anything… frustrating? Be honest! What's the catch?
Okay, the frustrating bits. Firstly, the Wi-Fi. It's... *present*. But don't expect lightning-fast streaming. It's fine for checking emails and posting the occasional Instagram story of your stunning sauna view, but downloading movies? Forget about it. Plan for digital detox. Honestly, I was actually happy about this, because I needed to switch off!
Secondly, the weather. It's the mountains. It can change in a heartbeat. One minute you're basking in glorious sunshine, the next you're knee-deep in a blizzard. Pack accordingly. Thirdly... Okay, this is really minor, but the towel situation. Make sure you get enough towels, the first time I didn't and was left to drip dry after the sauna. The horror! Beyond that? Honestly, not much. It's a fantastic escape. Just be prepared for a little bit of imperfection. And embrace it!
So, would you recommend it? Would you go back?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. I'm already plotting my return. The Krimml Sauna Escape isn't just a holiday home, it's an *experience*. Yes, there might be hiccups, yes, the Wi-Fi is a bit dodgy. But the pure, unadulterated *bliss* of that sauna? The stunning scenery? The feeling of truly being *away* from it all? It's worth it. It's worth every single penny, every slightly annoying moment, every lost luggage-related breakdown. Go. You won't regret it.
I will say, just make sure you learn the sauna rules before you go. And take some good photos. Because you'll want them.
