Moulin du Ruy Paradise: Sauna, Indoor Pool & HUGE House in Stunning Stoumont!
Moulin du Ruy Paradise: A Wild Ride in Stoumont (And My Honest, Messy Thoughts)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Moulin du Ruy Paradise in the stunning Stoumont, and let me tell you, it was an experience. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs; this is the REAL deal, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, rambling details, and a healthy dose of "holy crap, did that really happen?"
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Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, Honestly
Let's rip off the Band-Aid first. Accessibility. While they say they have facilities for disabled guests, I didn't exactly see a parade of ramps and grab bars. Call ahead and be very specific about your needs. This isn't a glaring issue, but more of a "caveat emptor" situation. Don't assume it's fully accessible without confirming, and maybe bring your own portable ramp, just in case.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges - Nope.
Wheelchair accessible - Questionable. Again, investigate the reality.
The In-Room Tech Tango (And the Wi-Fi Wrestle)
Right, so, let’s talk about the digital situation. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access (and Internet [LAN]). And yeah, technically, it's there. But picture this: me, frantically trying to upload a selfie (because, hello, social media!) and the connection chokes. My laptop just died for a solid 20 minutes. The frustration! I mean, I need my internet! My entire life (okay, maybe not entire life) revolves around my phone and laptop. At least the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! wasn't lying, just… underperforming.
Internet services – They did offer some, like a Laptop workspace. I didn't try using it. Too scared of the internet failing. Wi-Fi in public areas - Didn't test, too scarred.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Spa-tacular Showdown!
This is where Moulin du Ruy really shines. My God. The Sauna, the Steamroom, the Pool with view. I spent a shameful amount of time in all of them. Let's just say my skin hasn't felt this pampered since… well, ever. The Spa/sauna, I'm declaring it a must. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous, even if I did nearly slip in my rush for the perfect Instagram shot. Inside, the Swimming pool was warm and inviting, perfect for a lazy afternoon.
Body scrub and Body wrap options? Yes, please! I went for the full Monty, and it was pure bliss. Afterwards, you're left this weird, tingly sensation that makes you feel like you could conquer the world. Or, at least, the snack bar.
Fitness Center - yeah whatever. I was there for relaxing. Foot bath - skipped, too many people. Gym/fitness - See above. Massage – Oh. My. God. Book it. Now. Spa - Absolutely divine.
(Ranting Moment): But here's my beef. You get all these amazing relaxation options, and then they charge extra for EVERYTHING. I understand the business model. But it felt a little… nickel-and-dime-y. Like, I just paid a fortune for this room, can't I get a free cup of tea in the spa? Please?
Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitization Symphony
Okay, so they've gone all-in on the hygiene front. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. It all felt reassuringly clean. Kudos for the Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. Hot water linen and laundry washing is good. They even had Hygiene certification. They were clearly trying really hard. The Individualy-wrapped food options made me laugh- like, are we really that terrified? But hey, better safe than sorry. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter - They tried, with varying success. Professional-grade sanitizing services. They seem to have done this. Room sanitization opt-out available - Good for those of us who think they overkill. Safe dining setup - No complaints there. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items - Check
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (With a Few Bumps)
The food situation was… complex. The A la carte in restaurant was good, though, and the Asian breakfast was surprisingly delicious. Alternative meal arrangement - Check, but… Asian cuisine in restaurant – Okay, but the… was it authentic? Not sure, frankly. Bar – A solid bar! And they do a Happy hour. Bottle of water - Free! Breakfast [buffet] was good, but crowded. Breakfast service - A bit slow. Buffet in restaurant - A buffet that was a good, but crowded experience. Coffee/tea in restaurant - Good. Coffee shop - Yep. Desserts in restaurant – Delicious. International cuisine in restaurant - Available, also good. Poolside bar - Lovely. Restaurants - Several. Room service [24-hour] - Useful. Salad in restaurant - Perfectly… a salad. Snack bar - Yes. Soup in restaurant - Yes. Vegetarian restaurant - Probably, with the right questions. Western breakfast - Available. Western cuisine in restaurant – Also available.
(More Ranting): The service. Oh, the service! The staff were friendly, but sometimes, things got… lost in translation. I ordered a drink at the Poolside bar, waited for ages, and then got the wrong one. Then, when I tried to complain, the waiter just looked confused. Another anecdote for the memory banks!
Services and Conveniences - The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"
They offer a ton of services. The Air conditioning in public area was a godsend during the heatwave. The Cash withdrawal service was handy (though, these days, who uses cash?!). Concierge service? Fine. Daily housekeeping – Excellent. Doorman - Always a nice touch. The Elevator was essential.
The "Huh?" Moments: They had a Convenience store… which was surprisingly convenient. They also had a Shrine, which I found a bit… random. But hey, it’s a hotel; everyone has their quirks.
For the Kids - Family Fun or Family Fiasco?
Babysitting service - Available and probably used by the rich people. Family/child friendly - Yes, definitely. Kids facilities - Yep. Kids meal - Check
This place seems to cater to families. But I don't have kids so, can't comment on that.
Getting Around - Wheels and Wings?
Airport transfer - Probably, ask in advance. Bicycle parking. They have it. Car park [free of charge] - Yes, thank goodness. Car park [on-site] - Also. Car power charging station - Yup. Taxi service - Available. Valet parking - Yes.
In-Room Goodies - The Comfy Crucible
Additional toilet - Nice luxury. Air conditioning. Again, essential. Alarm clock - For those who still need one. Bathrobes - Always a winner. Bathroom phone - Really? Bathtub - Check. Blackout curtains. Crucial. Closet - Check. Coffee/tea maker. Nice. Complimentary tea. Yep. Daily housekeeping - Always excellent. Desk - To work at… if the Internet works. Extra long bed - Ahhh, yes. Free bottled water - Yes. Hair dryer - Check. High floor - I did get a view. In-room safe box - Check Internet access – LAN & Wireless… (see above). Ironing facilities - Handy. Laptop workspace – (See above). Linens - Good. Mini bar - Prices were steep. Mirror - Many. On-demand movies - Check. Private bathroom - Yes. Reading light - Yes. Refrigerator - Yes. Satellite/cable channels - Check. Scale - I dared not look. Seating area - Nice to have. Separate shower/bathtub - Excellent. Shower - Check. Slippers - Yes. **Smoke
Volendam's Charm: Unveiling the Hidden Gems of Markermeer (Edam-Volendam)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this "itinerary" ain't your grandma's perfectly-planned trip. We're talking Belgium, baby! Specifically, a monstrously sized house (with a sauna and pool – score!) in Moulin du Ruy, near Stoumont. Prepare for glorious chaos.
Day 1: Arrival, Mild Panic, and the Quest for a Frituur
- 14:00: Arrive at Brussels Airport. Oh lord, customs. Let's pray my carry-on isn't full of too many questionable snacks. (Cough, cough, artisan cheese, COUGH). Already feeling a little jet-lagged. Note to self: Hydrate. Important.
- 15:30: Pick up the rental car. Hopefully, it's not a tin can with wheels. I opted for "compact." I'm already regretting that decision. Belgian roads are… well, let's just say they're characterful.
- 18:00: Arrive at the house! Okay, whoa. This place is massive. Like, “can I get lost in here for days?” massive. Good news: the pool looks amazing. Bad news: I can't find the freaking light switches.
- 19:00: Unpack (eventually). Discover my luggage is slightly damp. I guess that Belgian rain came early. And also, I realize I've forgotten the adapter for my phone charger. Brilliant!
- 19:30: Commence Operation: Frituur. Okay, so a "frituur" is a Belgian fast-food joint. And it's vital. It's a cultural experience. I'm craving some proper frites and a dollop of mayo. After a frantic search, we finally find one! The frites, they are crispy, and the mayo… well, it’s life-changing, truly. We eat like kings.
Day 2: Sauna Revelation and a Misunderstanding with a Goat
- 09:00: Wake up. The bed is ridiculously comfortable. Sigh. Bliss!
- 09:30: Sauna time! Yes! Crank up the heat and sweat out the existential dread (and maybe the frites calories). This sauna is a godsend. Seriously, I could live in here.
- 11:00: Attempt a leisurely stroll around the property. Discover a field. Discover a goat. Goat looks at me funny. I accidentally make eye contact. Goat proceeds to stare. Startled, I try to pet it. Goat baas loudly and begins to chew my shoelaces. Note to self: Goats are judgy.
- 12:00: Lunch. Leftovers from the frituur – because, priorities.
- 13:00: Pool time! Okay, this pool is unreal. So, clear, and sparkling. I could spend all day in here. I should spend all day in here (maybe I will).
- 16:00: Attempt to find a grocery store. Get lost in the charming, winding Belgian roads. Discover a tiny, adorable village. Purchase some local cheese, bread, and, of course, more Belgian beer. This is living!
- 18:00: Make a completely pathetic attempt at cooking. Burn the bread. Burn myself. Decide to order pizza instead. Pizza, you are my friend.
Day 3: The Waterfall That Failed (and the Art of the Belgian Waffle)
- 09:00: Another glorious morning! Coffee, croissants, and contemplation. Today, we conquer… a waterfall!
- 10:00: Drive to Coo Waterfall. Apparently, it's the biggest in Belgium. Arrive. See… a trickle. A tiny trickle. Apparently, it's been a dry summer. Nature, you tease!
- 11:00: Sulk. Regroup. Decide to focus on something universally appealing: Waffles! Find a charming little waffle shop in (some other charming little village).
- 11:30: Waffle Heaven. Oh. My. God. These waffles. Seriously, the best waffles of my life. Crispy, fluffy, covered in chocolate, whipped cream… pure delight. I may never leave this waffle shop.
- 13:00: Wander around the cute village. Buy some random trinkets, because… souvenir shopping.
- 14:00: Back to the house, and I decide to take another dip in the pool and read a book. (I feel like I'm forgetting something… oh yes, the light switches still evade me).
- 17:00: Another venture to the Frituur. This time, I try the "mitraillette." It is basically a baguette stuffed with fries, meat, and sauce. It is an abomination, and I love it.
- 19:00: Attempt to teach everyone how to play cards (and fail). The game turns into a chaotic shouting match. Perfect.
Day 4: Departure, and the Lingering Scent of Happiness
- 09:00: Wake up feeling slightly melancholy. It's almost time to go home.
- 09:30: Sauna time! This might be the last hurrah. Soak it all in.
- 10:30: Pack. Shove everything into my luggage. Realize I've acquired a questionable amount of Belgian chocolate.
- 11:00: Last swim in the pool. Reflect on the beautiful chaos of the past few days.
- 12:00: Check out. Say goodbye to the house. Feel a pang of sadness, and an even bigger pang of hunger.
- 12:30: One last Frituur stop. Gotta make the best of it.
- 14:00: Drive to the airport, slightly damp again (it's raining again).
- 16:00: Fly home. Already dreaming of waffles and frites. Belgium, you were wonderfully messy, and I loved every minute of it. Until next time!
Moulin du Ruy Paradise: Sauna, Pool & OMG That House! - Let's Just Say I Survived... Mostly.
Okay, so 'Paradise'? Really? What's the *actual* deal with Moulin du Ruy?
Paradise? Look, the website's *clearly* got a good photographer. It's gorgeous, okay? Picture this: a HUGE old mill, nestled in the Ardennes. The pool's indoors, and yes, the sauna is legit. And that house... it's massive, like, "could-get-lost-for-days" massive. So, paradise-adjacent? Yeah. Definitely a strong contender. But... (deep breath)... more on the "but" later. Let's just say my expectations were sky-high, and they were sometimes... met? Sometimes not. But hey, adventure, right?
The Pool! Was it as dreamy as the pictures? Spill the tea!
The pool. Ah, the pool. Okay, so the photos don't lie. It's grand. Indoor, shimmering blue, with those big windows overlooking the... well, the Ardennes. But here's the *real* tea: the water was a *tad* chilly. And the humidity? Let's just say I'm pretty sure my hair gained a life of its own. I'm not kidding! I emerged looking like a particularly fluffy sheepdog. But, you know, still a great experience overall. I did a whole session of freestyle - 25 minutes and a little bit, for a pretty long duration, if I do say so myself. After that, it was time to cool down.
And the Sauna? My happy place! Give me all the details!
The sauna...Okay, this is where things got *good*. Now, I'm a sauna aficionado (a pretentious word, yes, but it fits). And this one didn't disappoint. Hot, fragrant wood, and enough space to actually *move* around. I spent, I'd say, a good 45 minutes there. I was thinking about nothing! Nothing! Bliss. Pure. Bloody. Bliss. I might have even dozed off for a minute or two. Highly recommended. Seriously, if you love a good sweat, this is your jam. But be careful, I almost fainted after the second session. I did not do it enough. Next time... next time...
House size? Seriously? What's the *practical* side of that?
Okay, practical. The house is RIDICULOUSLY big. Like, get-lost-easily-on-your-way-to-the-fridge big. We legit had to text each other: "Where are you?" It's awesome for a big group, don't get me wrong. Plenty of bedrooms, bathrooms, the whole shebang. But…cleaning it? Ugh. Let's just say we made a *strategic* decision to focus on the public areas and hope the dust bunnies minded their own business. It felt very much like a maze at times. But I loved the size though. So cool.
Food! Did you cook? Is the kitchen well-equipped?
The kitchen! Yes, we cooked. And yes, it's pretty well-equipped. Okay, maybe not professional-chef level, but enough to whip up some decent meals. There was a dishwasher which was an absolute blessing. I did the dishes, I didn't complain. It was great, except the oven... it took forever to preheat, and the instructions were in... French, of course. But we managed. Pasta with pesto? Check. Steak? Check. (Slightly undercooked, but check.) I'm a terrible cook, the oven worked better than me.
Okay, so what was the *one* absolute MUST-DO while staying there?
Okay, listen up, because this is crucial. MUST-DO: Morning coffee on the terrace. That terrace overlooks the valley, and the early morning mist creeping through is magical. The air is crisp, the silence is broken only by birdsong... and the desperate need for another coffee (for me, anyway). It's worth it. It's the moment where you feel like "Hey, maybe this *is* paradise, after all." And for a brief, beautiful moment, you forget about the chilly pool water and the sheer enormity of the cleaning job. It's fantastic. But, be warned, the sun can be a beast and it's super hot. So, apply sunscreen.
Any downsides? Be honest!
Downsides? Okay, here we go. The Wi-Fi was…patchy. Be prepared to *occasionally* disconnect from the world. (Said the person glued to their phone, guilty as charged). Also, there were a few creaky floorboards in certain areas of the house, which made night-time bathroom trips a bit…dramatic. And the drive to the shops is a bit of a trek. But seriously, these are minor quibbles. The biggest downside? Having to leave. It's a powerful mix of relaxation and excitement - it's tough to leave.
Would you go back? Be brutally honest!
Would I go back? Absolutely. Even with the creaky floors, patchy Wi-Fi, and the slightly-too-chilly pool. The good outweighed the meh by a significant margin. It's a place that gets under your skin. And after a few days, the size of the house doesn't feel overwhelming, it feels... liberating. And who knows, maybe next time I'll brave the pool and stay a little longer. Yes, I'd go back. In a heartbeat. Maybe I'll bring a team of cleaners... and a better swimming suit.
