OMG! This Osterode am Harz Balcony Apartment Will Blow You Away!
OMG! This Osterode am Harz Balcony Apartment Will Blow You Away! (Or Will it?) - A Deep Dive Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on this "OMG!" Osterode am Harz apartment. They claim it'll blow you away? Well, I've spent a week there, battling the elements (and my indecisiveness), so let's find out if it actually does. Prepare for a wild ride, folks. This ain't your polished, sanitized travel blog post. This is the raw, unfiltered truth.
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First Impressions: The Balcony – The Star of the Show (Maybe Over-Hyped?)
Okay, the balcony. The reason this place is supposed to blow you away. Honestly? It's pretty darn good. The photos are accurate, which is already a win in the hotel game. The view? Breathtaking. You’re perched right on the edge of the Harz Mountains, and the sunsets… Oh, the sunsets! I spent a solid hour just staring the first night, beer in hand, completely forgetting about my responsibilities (and that looming deadline). I’d give it a solid 9/10. The problem? The furniture on it was a bit…meh. Plastic chairs, a tiny table. They could really up the ante here. A comfy lounge setup would be a game changer.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag (And a Bit of a Stumble)
Let's be real. "Accessible" can mean different things to different people. This place claims to be. The elevator is a lifesaver, which is a HUGE plus. The front desk is accommodating (more on that later… sigh). But the bathroom… well, it’s not exactly designed for easy maneuvering. The shower’s got a step, and the grab bars were… let's just say they weren't exactly strategically placed. Getting around the apartment itself was fine, but the bathroom situation definitely needs a revamp. Score: 6/10. Room for improvement here, folks!
The Room Itself: Cozy But… Questionable Design Choices?
The apartment itself? Generally lovely. Spacious, well-lit (thanks to that amazing balcony!), and full of light, but don't expect modern design. It's got that classic, slightly dated, German "gemütlichkeit" feel. It’s clean, which is a huge plus. But there’s something… off. The decor feels a bit… random. A random painting of a cow in a corner. A rug that clashes with the curtains. I swear, there were two clocks, both with different times! The design choices had me questioning the interior designer's sanity. Yet, it's comfortable, with a super comfy bed. And that extra-long bed? Perfect for a tall dude like me. Room essentials:
- Available in every room: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Air conditioning, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Additional toilet: Never saw it?
- Additional Details: Didn’t use the bathroom phone. Was tempted to try to use the bathtub, but it was small. Didn't wake up since the bed was super comfortable.
Cleanliness & Safety – Thank Goodness!
Okay, THANK GOD for this department! After the initial questionable decorating (and the accessibility issues), I was a little worried about the cleanliness. But they nailed it! Everywhere I looked, it sparkled. The hallways, the rooms, the common areas - all spotless. They've got all the Covid-19 protocols down pat: hand sanitizer everywhere, staff wearing masks, and they appear to be using professional-grade sanitizing. I felt a little uneasy about the cleaning being a bit over-the-top, but hey, I'm not going to complain about being safe.
- For Cleanliness and Safety, there is: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Spa & Relaxation: A Little Slice of Heaven (But Expensive!)
The spa. This is where the "OMG!" factor really kicked in. The pool with the view? Unbelievable! Swimming while gazing out at the mountains… pure bliss. I spent a solid afternoon in the sauna (yes, multiple trips), melting away all my stress. The massage? Divine, but pricey. Seriously, my wallet cried a little bit. The facilities are top-notch, though. The steam room, the foot bath, everything was pristine and well-maintained. If you're a spa person, you'll LOVE this. Just be prepared to spend a little extra.
- Ways to Relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food! Glorious (and Sometimes Questionable) Food!
The breakfast buffet? Okay, so this is where things got… interesting. It was huge, with a wide variety of choices. The Western breakfast was a bit basic, but I did enjoy the fruit. But the Asian-inspired options… were a bit of a train wreck. I tried the "Asian-inspired" congee, and I'm pretty sure it was just reheated rice with some questionable vegetables. The restaurant itself is okay. I had a decent Schnitzel one night and a pretty good salad. The bar's got a nice atmosphere.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Services and Conveniences: Hit or Miss
They offer a ton of services. The concierge was helpful (though, sometimes a bit… distracted). The front desk… well, let's just say the check-in process was a bit of a comedy of errors. They "forgot" my request for a high-floor room, and there was a mix-up with the bill. But, ultimately, they fixed everything. The elevator is perfect, perfect for accessibility. They had nice little touches like a convenience store and laundry service.
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, but…
They've got babysitting services and facilities. I didn't have kids, so I can't vouch for how well they're set up.
- For the Kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
Getting Around & Exterior: Easy to Get Around
Parking is free! That's a win. Easy to get to from the train.
- Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Access and Security: Secure
The hotel feels secure.
- Access, CCTV, and Security: CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-grammatical travel itinerary. This is MY potential clusterfuck – I mean, amazing adventure – to Osterode am Harz, Germany, with a nice apartment with a balcony in Nice, France as the departure and return point. Prepare for tangents, existential crises about sausage, and the distinct possibility of me losing my passport. Let's go!
Pre-Trip Ponderings & Panic (Weeks Before)
- The Apartment in Nice: Holy moly, booked! That balcony… I swear, if I don't spend at least half my time sipping wine on that balcony with a view of the French Riviera, I’m going to riot. (And by riot, I mean complain loudly on Tripadvisor). I'm picturing myself already - sunglasses, the works. Of course, I also have to remember where I hid the passport, and the adapter for the German power outlets. This is where it gets REAL.
- Packing Nightmare: This is where the chaos begins. I'm a notoriously over-packer. My suitcase will probably weigh more than me. I’ll pack three pairs of hiking boots, just in case. One to hike in, one to spill beer on, and one for… what even? My inner optimist screams 'you'll need em!' while my inner realist quietly mutters 'you'll wear the same three outfits'.
- The German Language Barrier: My German knowledge extends to "Danke" and knowing how to order a beer. I'm bracing myself for some hilarious charades. Maybe I'll just point a lot. Or speak really loud English. (Probably the latter.)
- Osterode Am Harz, You say?: Okay, still haven't REALLY researched the place. I glanced at some pictures – looks pretty. Forests, charming houses. Good for walking. I’m envisioning crisp air, challenging hikes that I may or may not complete (depending on the availability of cake at the top) and a whole lotta history. Time to dive into some more research, I suppose.
- The Flight: Long Haul ahead. I hate flying because I hate sitting in the plane for hours. But hey, there is food and entertainment. I'll just pop a melatonin and hope I don't drool on my neighbor.
Phase 1: The Rollercoaster of Travel (Day 1-2)
- Departure from Nice: Sunrise, glorious sunrise (hopefully). Taxi to the airport. Panic attack about forgotten paperwork. Find paperwork. Breathe. Boarding the plane. Seatbelt struggles. This is it! I am so excited to be somewhere new.
- The Connecting Flight to Frankfurt: The flight is bumpy as it is getting closer to Germany. I'm worried about the connecting flight because if I miss it, I am screwed and I don't have a backup plan.
- Arrival in Frankfurt: Whoa. Airport sensory overload. Finding my way to the train is always fun. Hoping I don't accidentally stumble onto the wrong platform and end up…somewhere else entirely.
- The Train Ride to Osterode: This is where I embrace the 'true travel experience’ of getting somewhere. The train is nice but not as nice as the TGV back in France. I love trains and trains are a great way to see the country. I’m glued to the window, soaking it all in. Little towns whizzing by, farms, maybe a cow or two. This is it, the real deal. This is where I get my perspective.
- Osterode Arrival and Apartment Shenanigans: Finding the apartment. Hopefully, the key is where the host said it would be. Praying the balcony is as amazing as the photos. Unpacking, which, I'll admit, will be a mess. This could be the moment I'm going to face my inner pessimist. It is real, and it's scary.
- Evening – First Impressions & Sausage Trials: Time for a stroll! Osterode is small, but so charming. Find a local eatery and order my first German meal. The obvious choice? Sausage. All the sausage! I am determined to conquer the sausage. This is where I have a moment of existentialism of eating sausage. Am I the sausage or is the sausage a part of me? Overthinking it, probably. Maybe it's too early.
Phase 2: Dips and Peaks (Days 3-5)
- Hiking Day 1: The Quest for Altitude: Hiking! Maybe not. I'm not in the BEST shape. But I'm determined, DAMN IT! I'll choose a trail, pack some water (and maybe a candy bar), and aim for the summit. This is where I will feel alive and at peace with nature.
- Hiking Day 2: Breathtaking views (Maybe) and Blisters (Definitely): I hope the weather is nice. But even if it does, I'll pack some band-aids. Because blisters are GUARANTEED.
- Exploring Osterode – The Charming Side: Wander through the town. Admire the half-timbered houses. Visit a local market, try to understand the German, buy something I probably don’t need, but it will be fun.
- The Beer Garden Revelation: Find a proper German beer garden. Order a HUGE beer. Laugh (and hopefully, understand) the locals. This is where I will probably embarrass myself with my lack of German but who cares.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster of "Authenticity": A moment where I sit on the edge of the fountain and observe life. Maybe I feel the true feeling of my emotions. This is where I take it all in.
Phase 3: Embracing the Absurdity (Days 6-7)
- Castle Ruins and History: There are castles nearby, right? I will go there. Pretend I am a medieval queen. Take some dramatic pictures.
- Driving around the Harz: Time to rent a car and see the Harz mountains. I hope I chose the right car for the roads and that I don't get lost. I look forward to the scenery and the driving experience.
- That One Restaurant Dilemma: There's always one restaurant that's raved about. This is the place. The "must-do." So I'll make a reservation (hopefully). Fingers crossed it lives up to the hype. And that my German food choices don't lead to a culinary disaster.
- The Rambles of the Mind: I'll find a quiet spot, journal, and try to put my thoughts into words. The good, the bad, the sausage-related. This is where I reflect.
- The Final Beer Garden Farewell: "Auf Wiedersehen" to Osterode. One last beer. One last sausage. Tears (maybe). Memories (definitely).
Phase 4: Return to Base (Departure Day)
- Packing – Round 2: The suitcase is now fuller than before. Because souvenirs. Because who can resist a cuckoo clock? The most difficult task.
- The Journey Back: The whole travel process in reverse. This means more trains, the airport, planes and a long time in the plane.
- Back in Nice, on the Balcony: The moment. The view. The wine. The sweet, sweet relief of being back in my comfort zone.
Post-Trip Musings & Regrets (Back in Nice)
- Photo Dump & Regretful Social Media: Time wasted. Time to bombard my social media with pictures. I should have taken more photos. But I'm not going to feel some kind of regret.
- "I'll Go Back Someday" Syndrome: I want to go back to Germany. But I don't want to right now.
- The Sausage Hangover, Part 2: I'm craving for more sausage. (Probably). I need to get back there.
- The Overall "This Was Incredible" Feeling: Despite all the self-doubt, the anxiety, the potential language barrier, this was worth it. This trip was real. This time, I'm a changed person.
So there you have it. A travel plan. Or, more accurately, a potential breakdown disguised as an adventure to Osterode am Harz and back. Wish me luck – I'll need it. And if you see me… well, if you recognize me from this itinerary, come say hi! I have a feeling I'll be the one looking slightly lost, slightly overwhelmed, and definitely covered in something delicious.
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OMG! This Osterode Balcony Apartment - Let's Talk About It! (FAQ-ish, Sort Of)
So... is the balcony *actually* all that? Like, Instagram-worthy?
Alright, let's be real. "Instagram-worthy?" Maybe. Depends on your angle. I mean, the views *are* pretty spectacular. You've got the Harz mountains stretching out before you, and in the mornings, the mist just... it's like something out of a fairytale. I actually choked up the first time I saw it. Sounds dramatic, I know. But the air… it just *felt* different. And then, you realize, yeah, the railing's a bit chipped. And the paint? Well, let's just say it's got character. It's not the pristine, minimalist balcony of my dreams, but...it's REAL. And that, honestly, is more beautiful.
I remember one morning, I was trying to take this perfect sunrise shot. Sun was just peeking over the mountains, colours exploding everywhere. Then, *squeeeak* – the wooden chair I was sitting on nearly gave way under me. Nearly face-planted into my coffee! It's those little glitches, the imperfections that make it... well, memorable.
What about the inside? Is it a disaster zone? 'Cause sometimes those pretty pictures are lies...
Okay, honesty time: It's not *perfectly* spotless. But it's not a "Hoarders" episode either. It’s…well, it feels like a lived-in space. Which, newsflash, means someone actually *lives* there. There's a cozy, almost cluttered charm to it. Think comfy blankets, a slightly worn couch (which is ridiculously comfortable, by the way), and maybe a few too many books on the shelves. There were a couple of dust bunnies lurking…but hey, I've seen worse in my *own* apartment! (Don't judge me.)
The kitchen… well, it's functional. I'm not gonna lie, I’m not the world’s greatest chef, and the kitchen isn't exactly Michelin-star material. I made a horrifyingly bad attempt at scrambled eggs using the provided frying pan (which surprisingly, didn't have any Teflon sticking to it!), but hey, I survived! And the coffee machine? THAT was a lifesaver in the mornings. Needed a LOT of coffee after my balcony incident.
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, you know, gotta stay connected to the internet...
Yes, there's Wi-Fi. Thank GOD. I mean, come on, in this day and age? It's like asking if there's air to breathe! The signal was pretty decent too. Better than the Wi-Fi I have at home, honestly. I spent a good afternoon just sprawling on the couch (on that comfy, slightly worn couch!) and binge-watching some questionable reality TV. Don’t judge me, either. Hey, I needed a break after staring at mountains and feeling all zen-like! It's a balance, people, a balance!
Okay, there *was* one slight hiccup… The first day, I couldn’t connect. I panicked! I was convinced the whole trip was ruined. But then, I remembered the little note the host left in the apartment, and it had the password. Duh! Crisis averted. (And yes, I felt incredibly stupid.)
What's the deal with the location? Is it easy to get around?
The location? Excellent. You're right in the heart of Osterode am Harz. Everything's walkable. You've got shops, restaurants, the trailheads for hiking… all within easy reach. I mean, I practically rolled out of bed one morning and stumbled into a bakery for some delicious, carb-laden goodness. (Don't even ask about my diet, it was a holiday).
Parking, however… That could be a bit of a challenge. Finding a spot wasn’t always a breeze. I ended up doing this crazy, multi-point turn thing to park my car. I think I nearly took out a gnome decoration in the process. (Sorry, gnome!) But hey, that's just part of the adventure, right?
Would you go back? Be honest!
Absolutely. Without a doubt. The balcony alone is worth it. Seriously. That view... Yeah, the creaky chair, the slightly dusty corners, the parking… that's all just *part* of the whole package. It's got character, it's got charm, it’s got… well, it's got a *soul*. And that’s something you can’t put a price on. (Okay, maybe you *can* put a price on it, but it’s worth it!). I'm already plotting my return. Just need to convince my bank account... Wish me luck!
Is there anything *you* would warn people about beyond the parking situation?
Okay, if I'm being *really* honest... the stairs. There are a LOT of them. The apartment’s up a few flights. If you're not a fan of stairs, or have mobility issues, this is definitely something to consider. My legs were burning after the first day. And carrying my luggage up? Let's just say I needed a nap afterwards. But hey, think of it as exercise! Plus, those stairs are what give you the amazing balcony view in the first place. So, you know, a trade-off.
Oh! And the noise from the street at night. It's not exactly deafening, but you *do* hear the occasional car and people talking. I forgot my earplugs that night (bad move!). If you're a light sleeper, consider bringing some. Just a little tip!
What's the host like?
I didn’t actually *meet* the host. The key setup was all automated (which is great, because I’m terrible at coordinating anything and often run late) – but they left this little welcome package. A few local treats (which were delicious), a map, and a handwritten note. It felt personal, which I loved. And when I had a quick question about the washing machine (I'm hopeless with appliances!), they replied super-fast. Very responsive. Gave me all the good vibes. You can tell they genuinely want you to enjoy your stay. Points for that! Honestly, from the few interactions I had, they seemed top-notch.
