Mayrhofen Mountain View Apartment: Finkenberg's BEST Luxury Escape!
Mayrhofen Mountain View Apartment: Finkenberg's BEST Luxury Escape – REALLY? (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly poured, I imagine) tea on the Mayrhofen Mountain View Apartment in Finkenberg. The headline screams "luxury escape," and my itchy feet were itching to see if it lived up to the hype. Spoiler alert: it's complicated. Let's dive in, shall we? This is gonna be more stream-of-consciousness than a meticulously planned architectural blueprint, so forgive the rambling.
Accessibility - The Good, The Okay, and The "Hmm…"
Right off the bat, I’m throwing my hands up. I'm not a wheelchair user, so I can't give a definitive "yes" or "no" on complete accessibility, but they do list Facilities for disabled guests and have an Elevator. That's a good starting point. However, I didn't see any readily apparent ramps or specific accommodation, which is a bit of a bummer. They need to be more transparent here, maybe with a detailed accessibility statement. I'm talking dimensions, turning radii, all that jazz. More info, people!
Wheelchair Accessible: Hmm…Needs Clarity
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Unclear. Further investigation needed
Internet – The Glitchy Godsend
Okay, let's talk internet. Because let's be honest, in this day and age, good Wi-Fi is practically a human right. They have Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet (presumably via cable), Internet [LAN], Wi-Fi in public areas, and Internet services. Basically, you’re covered. And it worked, mostly! I had a minor hiccup on day two, the Wi-Fi in my room decided a digital detox was in order. Switched to the public area, and bam, back online. Minor inconvenience, but annoying when you're trying to upload those epic mountain photos. Did I mention the scenery? Ugh, stunning. More on that later.
Things to Do - Relax, Rejuvenate, and Maybe Pretend You're James Bond?
This is where things get interesting. They really lean into the relaxation aspect. Let's go down the laundry list, shall we? Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Basically, if you want to be kneaded, steamed, and splashed, you're in the right place.
I did avail myself of the sauna. Which I loved. Let me paint you a picture: the crisp mountain air, the scent of pine, sweat beading on my forehead as I gazed out the huge window at the snow-capped peaks. Pure bliss. For a solid twenty minutes, I felt like a goddamn Viking warrior. Then, I got a bit bored—I need a TV remote, right?
That Pool View Though…
Okay, back to the pool. They boast a Pool with view. This isn't just a pool, friends. This is a statement. Picture this: a shimmering turquoise expanse, seemingly suspended in mid-air, with the majestic Zillertal Alps as your backdrop. I'm not normally a "pool person," but I spent a glorious afternoon just… floating. It was surreal, calming, and, dare I say, slightly smug. (Shh, don’t tell anyone!) That pool view alone almost justifies the price tag.
Cleanliness and Safety - Germaphobes, Rejoice! (Or Maybe Just Relax)
In the COVID era, everyone's understandably freaking out about hygiene. And Mayrhofen Mountain View Apartment gets it. They are packed with measures. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere you look, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification… the list goes on. Plus, they offered Room sanitization opt-out available, if the whole thing feels too much.
Deep breath.
They also had Individualy-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. Let me tell you, I felt safe. Perhaps, maybe a little over-safe? After a while, it felt a little… sterile. But hey, better safe than sorry, right?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Where My Inner Pig Took Over
Oh, the food. This is where my (slightly shameful) inner foodie truly flourished. A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The breakfast buffet was… epic. I'm talking a smorgasbord of cheeses, cured meats, fresh fruit, pastries that practically melted in your mouth, and every kind of egg imaginable. I shamefully went back for seconds (and thirds… and maybe a sneaky fourth plate). The coffee was strong, the ambiance was cozy, and my waistline thanked me later. Maybe.
The Poolside Bar Experience
Okay, back to the pool. The poolside bar. They sell all the stuff - the Bottle of water. The cocktails? A bit pricey, but the view (there’s that word again) made it worth it. Watching the sunset while sipping a perfectly crafted Aperol Spritz? Chef's kiss. You won’t be disappointed.
Services and Conveniences - They Thought of Everything (Mostly)
They’re serious about pampering. They had Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace.
For the Kids – Family-Friendly…ish
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. They seem to have the basics covered for the little ones. I didn’t see any screaming brats (thank God), so take that what you will. This is not a kid-centric resort, which is absolutely fine. If you're looking for a week of uninterrupted relaxation, this is definitely a bonus.
The Rooms – My Home Away From Home (But Slightly Impersonal)
This is the nitty-gritty. Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My apartment was… nice. Very nice, actually. But also… a little generic. Everything was clean, modern, and functional. It's that lovely hotel that you never can fully remember, but has everything you need. It lacked a certain soul. A cozy touch. That being said, the bed was heavenly, the views were insane, and I had plenty of space to spread out. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch. And the slippers! Pure luxury. Though, I am not a fan of the mirror placement. Why are they always so low?!
Getting Around – Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this ain't your sanitized travel brochure. This is the real deal, a Mayrhofen adventure complete with questionable decisions, questionable weather, and the inevitable existential crisis at 2,000 meters.
MAYRHOTEN & FINKENBERG: A MESSY, LOVING, AND SLIGHTLY PANICKED ITINERARY
(Because let's be honest, "itinerary" makes it sound like I have my life together. I don't.)
DAY 1: ARRIVAL & GLORIOUS VIEWS (AND MY INABILITY TO PACK LIGHT)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM, the time I thought I'd be awake, NOT): Ugh. The alarm. Why do they make those things? Drag myself out of bed, still clinging to the remnants of the dream where I was fluent in German and effortlessly skiing down a black diamond. Reality: I barely speak English, let alone German, and my ski skills max out at "pizza." Attempted to squeeze three suitcases worth of clothes into a carry-on. Failed miserably. Cried a little.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Finally at the airport. The flight was fine, mostly involving me staring out the window, pretending I’m a stoic explorer. Reality check: I’m actually terrified of heights. Found myself hyperventilating during turbulence.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Landed in Innsbruck, grabbed my rental car – a tiny, suspiciously red thing that I immediately christened "The Pocket Rocket." Drove (very carefully, given my Austrian driving anxiety) to Mayrhofen/Finkenberg. The drive was breathtaking. Mountains, everywhere. I think I may have yelled "YEEHAW!" a few times, much to the amusement of some local cows. Check into the apartment… and OMG, the view! The picture on the website? A LIE. It's even better in person. Mountains and snow and a little village nestled down in the valley, all surrounded by gorgeous, towering ranges. Dropped my bags – which, naturally, I immediately tripped over.
- Evening (4:00 PM - onwards): Unpack. Ha! More like, make a dent in the suitcase pile. Ate some cheese and bread I bought at the grocery store. The cheese was amazing. Made a terrible coffee, which I decided was "rustic." Briefly considered walking into the village, realized it was already dark, and retreated to the couch to binge-watch something stupid. Contemplated the meaning of life while staring at the mountains. The mountains didn't offer any answers. They just stood there, being magnificent.
DAY 2: SKIING – OR, THE ART OF FALLING GRACEFULLY (MOSTLY)
- Morning (…I think 9:00 AM): Awoke with the dread of remembering I’d signed up to ski. Found I’d been so excited the night before I'd forgotten to set an alarm. Got dressed in my awkward, yet colorful ski gear – looked like a walking rainbow. Attempted to eat a breakfast of yogurt and granola while watching the sunrise over the mountains and mentally/emotionally prepared for humiliation.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The ski school. Shudders. Let me tell you this, getting on a pair of skis for the first time (or the tenth, in my case) is a humbling experience. I spent the next few hours mostly on my butt, attempting to master something called "snowplow." The ski instructors were super patient (bless them), because I was constantly flailing. At one point, I lost a ski down a hill and had to frantically (and inelegantly) slide down on one leg to retrieve it. A small child, no older than seven, effortlessly skied past me. I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Skiing with a break. I ate lunch between falls, and the food was… surprisingly delicious. I think I earned it. Sat on a bench while I watched the skiers and snowboarders. They look incredible, and I looked like a toddler. But hey, every fall is a learning experience, right? (My chiropractor will disagree). Had a hot chocolate. That was wonderful.
- Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Decided to skip the Apres-Ski scene and, thankfully, avoided a potential alcohol-induced injury. Instead, I bought all the local cheese I could find. I'm making up for the fact that my body's coordination isn't great with my stomach. My consolation is that I can still breathe in the clean mountain air.
DAY 3: HIKING - ATTEMPTING TO BE ONE WITH NATURE (OR AT LEAST, NOT BE EATEN BY IT)
- Morning (…ish. Another late start. No regrets.): Decided to be an "adventurer" and go for a hike. I really, really need to improve my physical shape. Packed a lunch, some water, and a healthy dose of delusion.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The hike began promisingly. Beautiful trails, crisp air, the sound of birds. It sounded like Heaven. I was feeling triumphant, like a true mountain woman. Then the uphill started. Ugh. The "easy" trail turned out to be slightly more challenging than advertised. I began to regret bringing all those cheese snacks. Felt like a mountain goat. Except I was a clumsy human. I stopped to catch my breath about a hundred times.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Reached the summit (or, at least, the top-ish). The view was… well, it was almost offensively beautiful. The vast panorama just made me want to cry. Tears of joy? Maybe. Probably mostly tears of exhaustion. Ate my lunch, which was mostly cheese and bread. Perfect.
- Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Arrived back at the apartment, feet aching, lungs burning, soul soothed. Took a long, hot bath. Read a book on the balcony, basking in the evening mountain glow. Went to bed early. Dreamed of cheeseburgers. (The hike made me really hungry).
DAY 4: ZILLERTAL VALLEY EXPLORATION - A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE CULTURAL
- Morning (…maybe 9:00 AM. I'm losing track of time. And hope.): Decided to finally tackle the "Zillertal Card" and explore. The plan: ride the gondola, visit a charming village, soak up the local culture. Started in Mayrhofen (again).
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Took the gondola up the mountain (terrified as always, but told myself it was "character-building"). Walked around, took some photos. Had to resist the urge to buy all the souvenir hats.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Drove to a nearby village and got lost twice. Did a walking tour. Stumbled upon a church. Honestly, I'm not sure I understood any of it, but the architecture was beautiful. Tried to order a coffee in German, failed miserably, but the server smiled and understood. Ate more cake. I think I'm becoming a pastry connoisseur by accident.
- Evening (4:00 PM onwards): Got back to the apartment exhausted and slightly overwhelmed by all the new impressions. Watched the stars from the balcony. So many stars. Made some instant noodles. Contemplated buying a cowbell. (Probably shouldn't).
DAY 5: MOUNTAIN VIEWS & DEPARTURE (OR, A SAD FAREWELL)
- Morning (…way too early. Damn those alarm clocks.): Woke up early to soak in the last of the views before I leave. Sat on the balcony, drinking my terrible coffee, and just breathed. So very, very sad to go.
- Mid-Morning (…): Packed. Said goodbye to the mountains. (I swear, they looked sad too.) Drove to Innsbruck airport, with a heavy heart, and made a vow to return.
- Afternoon (…): Flight home. Landed in reality. Immediately started planning my next trip.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The sheer size of the mountains is mind-boggling. Like, you can't comprehend it until you see it. I felt tiny, insignificant, and oddly peaceful all at once.
- The air honestly smells cleaner there. Like, you can taste it.
- I have a newfound appreciation for the word "rustic." It conveniently labels everything.
- I fell in love with a mountain. Is that weird? Probably.
- The cheese… I'm going to miss the cheese.
- Austria, you beautiful, strange, mountainous land. I will be back.
Imperfections:
- Got lost multiple times.
Mayrhofen Mountain View Apartment: Finkenberg's BEST Luxury Escape! - (Maybe?) Straight from the Mouth of Someone Who's Been There (and Lived to Tell the Tale... Mostly)
Okay, so, "Luxury Escape" eh? Is it REALLY worth the hype? Because let's be honest, hotels LIE.
The VIEW. Everyone talks about it. Does it actually live up to the Instagram photos? Because those things are always lying, aren't they?
Let's talk about the location. Finkenberg vs. Mayrhofen - what's the deal? Is it inconvenient being *outside* of Mayrhofen proper?
What's the apartment *really* like? Size? Kitchen equipment? Beds? (Important stuff!)
Okay, the pool and sauna – are they as amazing as they look in the photos? Every place claims to have a great pool!
Is there parking? Because parking in mountain towns can be a nightmare.
About the cleaning... what if I'm a *mess*? (Asking for a friend...)
Okay, the "luxury" part… is it all just fluffy towels and expensive soap? Or is there more to it?
