Escape to Your Dream Forest Getaway in Rascheid, Germany!
Escape to Your Dream Forest Getaway in Rascheid: A Review that’s Actually Real (and a Little Messy)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the "Escape to Your Dream Forest Getaway" in Rascheid, Germany, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. This place really leans into that whole "escape" thing. Escape from what, exactly? Well, the everyday grind, mostly. And sometimes, escape from your own overly optimistic expectations, which, let's be honest, I definitely had.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
Okay, so here's the deal. They say "facilities for disabled guests." And they do have an elevator, which is fantastic. However, my experience with specific accessible elements felt a little… incomplete. Getting around the public areas seemed manageable, but I didn't get a chance to truly see it to the full. I’d recommend contacting the hotel directly to clarify specifics if that’s a priority for you. I do appreciate that they have it listed.
On-site Restaurants/Lounges: Where the Food Adventure Begins… and Sometimes Ends
The dining situation was… interesting. Let's just say, the food was a constant rollercoaster of delicious highs and slightly disappointing lows.
- Restaurants: There's a few. They boast “A la carte in restaurant," "Buffet in restaurant," and "Vegetarian restaurant" options. The a la carte was good. The buffet? Well, it was a buffet. Sometimes the food tasted like it had been sitting out for a while. The vegetarian options, surprisingly good.
- Happy Hour: Yes! Excellent. Strong drinks, a decent bar, and the kind of atmosphere where you could accidentally make friends with a group hiking the next day. That I did.
- Poolside Bar: Loved the poolside bar! It's a classic.
The Spa: My Glorious Downfall (in the Best Way Possible)
This is where things got real. Let me just tell you, I will never be the same after this freaking spa.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The spa area itself was AMAZING. Multiple saunas (they had one with like, actual herbs in it!), a steam room, a HUGE outdoor pool with a view that looked directly over the forest. It was heavenly. I spent an entire afternoon just… floating. It. Was. Glorious. This is where I doubled down. The real reason I even came.
- Body Scrub, Body wrap, Massage…: And the treatments! I splurged on a full body scrub and wrap. It was… intense. The lady working on me told me I looked "very stressed." Thanks, lady! But in the best way possible. The massage nearly made me pass out! There was some weird music playing. Like, whale noises, and some weird german singing. Whatever. I'm not complaining.
- Fitness Center: Didn’t even look at the fitness center. Who wants to work out when there's a sauna involved?
This spa experience almost made me cry. I think I might have… maybe. No, but. Almost.
Internet, Internet & More Internet (and the Lack Thereof):
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Yes, they claim this, but the reality was a bit spotty.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas: I definitely got more internet access in the public areas than in my room. I was able to watch some downloads when I sat int he lounge.
- Availability: I was hoping to do some work, but ultimately had to just relax. The wi-fi worked pretty well for the most part.
- Rooms: I loved that I had a window that could open.
- Laptop workspace: I couldn't believe they had space for a laptop here!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Beyond the Spa – If You Can Believe It):
- Relaxing: It was great and easy to relax.
- For the Kids: They say, "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities" and "Babysitting service." I didn't see many kids.
- Hiking: Okay, so the area around Rascheid is GORGEOUS. Beautiful forests. There's hiking galore.
- Getting Around: They do offer "Airport transfer," "Car park [free of charge]" and "Taxi service." This made it easier to get around.
- Shrine: I really wasn't expecting there to be a shrine here.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe-ish
They definitely made an effort with the whole hygiene thing, and during the pandemic, that's appreciated.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol: There was plenty of hand sanitizer.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: I don't actually need a doctor.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour]: They had more security than I expected.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly)
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Western breakfast: The breakfast was… well, it was a buffet. Standard stuff. The Western breakfast was… good enough.
- Bottle of water, Complimentary tea: Free water. Tea. All good.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Good coffee.
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a plus. *
- Snack bar: Yes! Always need a snack bar!
Services and Conveniences (The Practical Stuff):
- Air conditioning in public area, Elevator, Luggage storage, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Front desk [24-hour], Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Ironing service, Cash withdrawal, Car park [on-site], Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: They did a great job with all the things.
- Contactless check-in/out: This was a nice touch during a pandemic.
Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
- Room decorations: Some.
- Extra long bed: I was glad I had extra long beds.
For the Kids:
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I liked that they had this.
Things I Loved (and Would Go Back For):
- The Spa. Obviously. Seriously. Go just for the spa. Book the massage. Do the thing.
- The Forest: The location is ridiculously beautiful. Just breathing in the fresh air was worth the trip.
- The Happy Hour: Meet the locals! Drink the drinks! Good stuff.
Things That Could be Improved (Because Nothing's Perfect):
- The Wi-Fi Consistency: More reliable internet would be a huge plus.
- Accessibility Clarity: The hotel could definitely give more specific info about
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to embark on… well, my planned chaos trip to that little speck of green on the map called Rascheid, Germany. We're talking a holiday home, a forest, and my utter, unadulterated hope that I don't stumble into a badger den and become the headline in some obscure German newspaper.
Day 1: Arrival, and the Questionable Charm of Online Grocery Shopping
- 14:00 - Flight Arrival, Frankfurt Airport. Ugh. Airports. Seriously, who designed these places? It's like a giant, fluorescent-lit maze designed to drain your soul and your wallet. Found my luggage, miraculously intact – a victory in itself.
- 14:45 – Rental Car Pick-Up: The Great German Road Test. Okay, I'd practiced my German phrases: "Entschuldigung, wo ist die Toilette?" (I’ll need it.) "Ich möchte ein Auto mieten." (Hopefully they understand my mangled pronunciation.) The car… well, it's… a car. Looks like it was in a fight with a parking bollard. Let's just call it "character." Driving on the Autobahn is both exhilarating and terrifying.
- 16:00 - Grocery Run… Online! This was the brilliant plan. Pre-booked groceries for delivery to the holiday home. I imagined myself, a relaxed goddess of the kitchen, effortlessly unpacking fresh produce. Reality? The website was in German. My Duolingo hasn't fully kicked in after all. Two hours and a lot of Google Translate later, I'm pretty sure I ordered enough supplies. Crossing fingers I didn't accidentally order a lifetime supply of sauerkraut.
- 18:00 - Arrival at Holiday Home in Rascheid! Finally! Found the bloody thing! It's charming, in a slightly rumpled, "lived-in-by-a-very-eccentric-grandma" kind of way. The air smells of pine needles and… something faintly of woodsmoke. Bonus points for the creaky floorboards, instantly adding character. One minor detail: I can’t find the key… Okay, deep breaths. Let’s try the back door shall we?
- 19:00 - Unpacking and Initial Panic: The online grocery delivery arrived. It included an entire melon (what was I thinking?) and four different types of sausage (again, WHAT was I thinking?). Also, the wifi isn't working. Disaster! But hey, at least there's wine (that I thankfully remembered to buy).
Day 2: Forest Frolics (and the Terrifying Reality of Hiking Alone)
- 08:00 - Breakfast of Champions: Attempting to assemble a proper breakfast. Scrambled eggs, maybe? Oh god, I forgot I have no fresh eggs! Sliced bread and some of the sausage. German sausage is good, right?
- 09:00 - Forest Hike: A Quest for Fresh Air (and Not Getting Lost) This is the big plan. I’m attempting a solo hiking adventure. Armed with a map, a bottle of water, and an unhealthy dose of overconfidence. The forest… it's beautiful. Truly. Sunlight dappling through the trees, the sound of birdsong… then I took a wrong turn. Now I’m wandering through the woods, thinking about bears. Are there bears in Germany?
- 12:00 - Snack Break and Existential Dread: Found a clearing! Ate a dodgy sandwich I packed. Decided that I am not going to die here. This time. Felt the need to sit and look at the forest. The forest is so old some of the trees saw the Roman Empire. That is cool.
- 15:00 - Return to the Holiday Home (Slightly Disheveled, Mostly Unharmed). I made it! (Thank god for my phone's GPS.) This hike was probably the most strenuous I've ever done.
- 16:00 - The Great German Baking Experiment: Inspired by the forest, I decided to bake! Using some of the bread in my fridge. It looks like the bread is not doing as great as expected. I ended up trying to dry it so I could get rid of it. This is not how bread is supposed to work.
- 19:00 - Dinner and Attempted Film Viewing: Stared at the TV. I eventually gave up. Back to reading.
Day 3: Doubling Down on the Forest (and Maybe Finding My Soul)
- 09:00 - Second Chance at the Forest: I'm going back. This time, with a slightly altered route and a renewed respect for the power of nature. Hiking boots are on!
- 10:00 - Encounter with… a Squirrel? Okay, it was a squirrel. But a very bold squirrel. It practically posed for me. Felt the need to take a photo, because, well, Instagram.
- 12:00 - Nature's Pause Finding some peace and quiet. The forest has a way of doing that. I'd like to sit here for a while and just be. Thinking about life. About everything. I don’t know what to think but I know I want to stay longer.
- 13:00 - The Forest, Revisited. A moment where it was only about the forest. I think the trees were happy to see me.
- 16:00 - The Great German Baking Experiment - Part 2: This time, I found a recipe! And… it actually worked! I baked some cookies. Success! I'm basically a master baker now.
- 19:00 - Cozy Evening: Cookies, a book, and the satisfying feeling of a day well-spent.
Day 4: Village Visit and Farewell to Rascheid
- 09:00 - Exploring the Village: Time to see what Rascheid itself has to offer! I bet it's charming!
- 10:00 - Strolling: Walking through the village. It feels peaceful.
- 12:00 - The Bakery! I need some bread.
- 13:00 - The Holiday Home: One last look at the holiday. I’m starting to get used to this place.
- 15:00 - Final packing. Oh boy. I remember the keys, this time.
- 16:00 - Departure Road trip!
- 18:00 - Airport: Plane.
- 20:00 - Home: Good to be home, but I think Rascheid’s forest will always stay with me.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was… well, it was a trip. Messy. Flawed. Sometimes terrifying. But also beautiful, peaceful, and ultimately, exactly what I needed. Rascheid, you weird, wonderful, slightly creaky place, I'll be back. Probably with better German and a stronger aversion to bears. Maybe.
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