Unbelievable Bianchello Escape: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Apecchio, Italy!
Unbelievable Bianchello Escape: My Italian Dream (Mostly) Come True in Apecchio!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a REAL review of Belvilla's "Unbelievable Bianchello Escape" in Apecchio, Italy. Forget those perfect, sanitized travel brochures. This is the messy, unfiltered truth, complete with my own personal triumphs, tribulations, and possibly a mild obsession with the pool-with-a-view.
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First Impressions: Arrival & Accessibility (and a Tiny, Tiny Panic)
Alright, landing at the "Unbelievable" Bianchello… the name already sets high expectations. And the first thing you notice? The accessibility. Now, I’m not in a wheelchair myself, but I’m always thinking about ease-of-access for everyone. Because, frankly, it’s 2024, and everyone deserves a good vacation. The website claimed wheelchair accessibility, which is gold in Italy, where cobblestones are practically a national treasure.
Getting there was a scenic drive – the kind that makes you go, "Wow, Italy is beautiful!" – but the last few miles were winding roads, which, let's be honest, I was a little nervous about. I'm notorious for getting carsick. But the location itself, perched on a hillside overlooking this ridiculously picturesque landscape… chef's kiss. Absolutely breathtaking.
The entrance seemed fine at first, but I noticed a slight ramp to the reception. A slightly awkward ramp. Not a deal-breaker, but maybe not completely "Unbelievable" in its accessibility. It was manageable, though. And hey, there's even a lift/elevator! Big win.
The room itself? Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Phew! A lot, right? My room was comfy. And the view… oh, the view! (More on that later. Much more.)
The Room: My Little Castle (Mostly)
Okay, picture this: a king-sized bed that practically swallowed me whole (extra long bed FTW!), fluffy white bathrobes, and… a scale. I swear, that scale was judging me the entire time. But hey, at least I had a refrigerator in the room to stash my snacks. And the daily housekeeping was a godsend. Those Italian roads are dusty! So the room was comfy, well-appointed, and thankfully, non-smoking. I also appreciate the extra safety/security features and soundproofing. My only tiny, tiny gripe was that, as in many European hotels, the power outlets weren't ideal for US plugs. But small potatoes!
Internet Woes & Wins (and Why I Miss My Laptop)
Let's address the elephant in the room: the Internet. I’m addicted to Wi-Fi like it's oxygen. Belvilla boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hooray! Internet access – wireless! Double hooray! And, yes, the signal was… present. Sometimes. It wasn’t the blazing-fast connection of my dreams. (I did a little screaming internally over that.) But, for basic browsing and the occasional video call (after many attempts), it worked. And really, who needs the internet when you have Italy's beauty out your window? The Internet [LAN] in the rooms was a nice touch, but I've found myself rarely use this option nowadays unless I have to, so I didn't even bother trying it.
The Food: An Italian Feast (With Quirks)
Alright, let's talk food. Because, hello, Italy! The Restaurants at the Bianchello Escape were a serious highlight. They offer A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast and Vegetarian restaurant options, so there's something for everyone.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was a real treat! The croissants were buttery, the coffee was strong, and there was a dazzling array of cheeses and meats. It was the best way to start the day!
- Dining: Restaurants, Bar. Dinner was a culinary adventure. The restaurant boasts both international and Western cuisines, so you have your options.
- The Poolside Bar: Poolside bar was my favorite. Sipping a cocktail with that view… that was living!
- Everything In-Between: Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Room service [24-hour] was great for the lazy days when I didn't want to leave my room.
- Desserts: Oh, the desserts! Desserts in restaurant. Seriously, I think I gained five pounds just by looking at the menu. But so worth it! They even had a bottle of water delivered to our room, which I thought was a nice touch.
My BIG (and Slightly Messy) Obsession: The Pool with a View
Okay, here’s where I get a little… emotional. The Swimming pool [outdoor] at Unbelievable Bianchello Escape is, quite frankly, the best pool I've ever experienced. Yes, I'm shouting. It's a pool with a view. A breathtaking view! The kind of view that makes you forget all your troubles, all your deadlines, and all those pesky emails.
Picture this: azure water shimmering, the sun beating down, and the rolling hills of Apecchio stretching out before you as far as the eye can see. Pure. Bliss. I spent hours there. Floating, reading, sipping cocktails, and occasionally, just staring in awe. The pool with view is a spa/sauna, and I utilized it every single day. It was the ultimate relaxation station. I made a friend, a sweet old woman named Maria, and we spent hours talking as we admired the view.
(Confession: I definitely forgot to put on sunscreen a few times. My shoulders may still be paying the price.)
Spa & Wellness: All the Feels (Mostly Good)
Feeling relaxed from the pool? Let's explore the spa/sauna. Body wrap. Massage! Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, they offer it all. They even have a fitness center, although I have to admit, I spent more time at the poolside bar than in the gym.
Cleanliness & Safety: A Comforting Presence
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I was happy to see the measures Belvilla had taken to ensure cleanliness and safety. Anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff taking Daily disinfection in common areas were a plus. They also had Safe dining setup which made me feel safe during the pandemic. Rooms sanitized between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Very reassuring.
Things To Do & Services: More Than Just Poolside Bliss
While the pool was my primary focus, there's more to do at Unbelievable Bianchello Escape. They offer Car park [free of charge], concierge services and concierge for all your tourist tips. Other options include family/child friendly, family/child friendly. There's also Babysitting service available if you're traveling with children. They even have a shrine! And a gift/souvenir shop. Plus, they provide Air conditioning in public area, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Cash withdrawal, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Coffee/tea in restaurant, Contactless check-in/out, Currency exchange,
Escape to Paradise: Your Private Valkenswaard Haven Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Belvilla by OYO Bianchello in Apecchio, Italy. And by "we," I mean me and my rapidly fraying sanity, attempting to wrangle a travel itinerary that will hopefully (and this is a big "hopefully") involve more joy than jet lag. Prepare for a trip that’s less "polished travel blog" and more "anxious traveler's diary."
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh God, Where Am I?" Moment
Morning (Rome Airport Debacle): Okay, so the flight wasn’t entirely smooth. Let's just say I’m pretty sure I left a trail of crumpled boarding passes and existential dread in the wake of my carry-on. Rome airport? Chaos. Absolute beautiful, glorious chaos. Found the car rental…eventually. After an hour of pointing and gesticulating wildly at a bewildered rental agent, and promising I wouldn’t be taking the car to Venice (because apparently that's a thing people do?), I finally had the keys.
Afternoon (The Scenic Route, and My Panic Attacks): The drive to Apecchio. BEAUTIFUL. Seriously. The Tuscan hills, the winding roads…and my rapidly escalating anxiety. Google Maps insisted on taking me on roads that felt like they were carved by squirrels. I swear, at one point, I was pretty sure I saw a flock of sheep judging my driving skills. I might have screamed a little. Don't judge.
Late Afternoon (Bianchello, Hallelujah!) Finally! Arrived at the Belvilla. The place is…charming. In that "rustic Italian farmhouse" kind of way, which, after the death-defying drive, is precisely what I needed. The view. OMG, the view. I immediately dumped my bags, threw open the windows, and inhaled deeply. Pure, unadulterated Italian air. Felt like I'd just swallowed a shot of sunshine. Then, the reality hit: unpacking. Ugh.
Evening (Dinner Disaster - in a Good Way): Found a little trattoria in, Apecchio, and by “found” I mean I stumbled upon it after getting hopelessly lost. The pasta was incredible. Like, life-changingly good. And the local wine? Flowing freely! Maybe too freely. I may or may not have tried to order dessert in broken Italian and end up with a plate of…something. But it was delicious. The evening ended with me trying to understand the Italian for "Where is the bus stop?" and laughing so hard I nearly choked on my tiramisu. This is going to be a fun trip, isn't it?
Day 2: Apecchio Appreciation (and Avoiding the Sheep)
- Morning (Walking Around Apecchio): So, I decided to embrace the "local" life. Wander around Apecchio with my camera. It took some time to get used to the narrow alleys, and how the sun would just pop over the buildings without warning. I met a local shop owner and tried to use my rudimentary Italian to buy a postcard (which I’ve already lost, by the way). The people here are so friendly, even though I'm pretty sure half the town thinks I’m a complete idiot.
- Afternoon (Bianchello Bliss): I’m just going to be honest: I spent the afternoon at the house. Sitting on the terrace with a book (which I barely read, mostly because I kept getting distracted by the view, and the fact that the entire world seemed to be made of olive groves). Just…being. It's ridiculous how quickly you can unwind when surrounded by this much beauty. I felt my shoulders physically drop for the first time in months. This is what I came here for.
- Evening (My Favorite Thing and my stomach): Decided to explore home cooking. Prepared a simple dinner, tried to use my rusty cooking skills. Let’s just say the pasta was…overcooked. But, the wine was still flowing. I also spent way too much time chatting with the incredibly friendly owner of the house. He gave me some great tips on what to see and do, and now I think I'll be making a trip to his favorite local bakery.
Day 3: Exploring the Region (and Praying for GPS)
- Morning (Trying to be a tourist): Determined to be a "cultural explorer" so I decided to venture into the area, and explore Urbino. The drive was a challenge! The GPS, bless its digital heart, led me on roads that were probably meant for donkeys (or possibly sheep). Urbino itself was fantastic. The history! The art! The crowds. Okay, the crowds were a bit much. But the views from the palazzo were definitely worth it.
- Afternoon (Getting Lost (Again)): Back on the road, I thought I'd be clever and take a "shortcut." What a mistake. I ended up on a dirt track that barely qualified as a road, with a growing sense of panic and the distinct feeling that I was about to become part of some Italian rural legend. After an hour of what felt like off-roading and the constant fear of getting stuck, I somehow (miraculously) found my way back to the main road. Note to self: stick to the paved roads.
- Evening (Recovery and Reflection): Back at the Belvilla, I spent the rest of the day decompressing. That drive was stressful, let me tell you. I cooked a simple dinner, drank more wine, and watched the sunset. Sometimes, just being still is the best kind of adventure.
Day 4: Cooking Class and Cultural Immersion (Maybe)
- Morning (Cooking Class Catastrophe?): I signed up for a cooking class! I am not a cook. At all. But I thought: when in Italy… The class was fun! The other students were great, and the instructor (bless her heart) was incredibly patient. I managed to burn the garlic (who knew that was even possible?), and almost set my apron on fire. By some miracle, we actually managed to produce an edible meal.
- Afternoon (More Apecchio): After our amazing meal, I wanted to explore Apecchio . I've got to see more of the town, and find myself a good place to have an afternoon coffee.
- Evening (Night Time Magic): After such a day of activity, I think a nice relaxing evening will be a good idea. Maybe some wine on the terrace, or a relaxing meal somewhere.
Day 5: Goodbye, Beautiful Belvilla (and the Sheep I Still Avoid)
- Morning (Packing Panic): The dreaded packing. I have a mountain of dirty clothes to sort. Finding all my belongings is a challenge and I'm pretty sure I have lost my passport somewhere in the abyss of suitcase.
- Afternoon (One Last Embrace): Squeezed in one last glorious morning on the terrace, trying to cement the beautiful moments in my memory. The view, the silence, the feeling of pure contentment. I vowed to come back.
- Evening (Rome Rollercoaster): The drive back to Rome. Another adventure in itself, full of winding roads, and the fear of missing my flight. I made it! Just about. Rome airport was even more chaotic than the way in, it was a feat of all my travel skills, but I still made it in the end.
Observations/Ramblings:
- The Food: Seriously, the food. I think I gained five pounds in pasta alone. Worth it. Every. Single. Bite.
- The Language Barrier: My Italian is…well, it exists. Mostly in the form of mangled sentences and frantic hand gestures. But the locals are incredibly forgiving.
- The People: The Italians. Warm, welcoming, and genuinely lovely. They have a way of making you feel like you belong, even when you clearly don’t.
- The Sheep: Still not sure where they all came from, but I will never look at a farm animal the same way again.
- Emotional Verdict: Exhausted? Yes. But also…recharged. Refreshed. Soul-soothed. Italy, you magnificent, chaotic, wonderful place, you’ve stolen my heart (and probably my appetite).
This itinerary is a mess. It's probably missing stuff. It's definitely over-the-top. But it's me. And hopefully, it's also a small glimpse into the beautiful, messy, imperfect reality of a truly joyful Italian adventure.
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Unbelievable Bianchello Escape: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Apecchio, Italy! - FAQs (with a *Very* Personal Touch)
Okay, spill the beans. What *actually* is this "Unbelievable Bianchello Escape" thing? And why should I care?
Apecchio? Where the heck is that? Is it, like, safe?
Belvilla? Are they legit? Are those villas actually… nice?
What should I *actually* pack? Because packing is the bane of my existence.
Food. Tell me about the FOOD! Is it as amazing as everyone says? (Because if it's not, I'm going home.)
What kind of things are there to DO in Apecchio and the surrounding area? I'm not just going to sit by a pool, am I? (Maybe...)
Bianchello wine. Sounds like a mouthful. What's the deal? And do I *have* to drink it?
Are there any downsides? Because nothing’s perfect. What’s the catch?
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